Please Operator

Hello?
Hi baby, it's me and I'm on the way
What? Man, if I don't ever see you again, it'll be too soon
You stayed away too long, I've packed

Please, operator, return my dime back
I don't have no more money, and my woman has her bags packed

I got to call home before it's too late, yeah (Oh yeah)
I spent all my paychecks out on a date, yeah
My woman has her bags packed and she's
Gonna leave, that's why I can't wait
So help me operator now

Please, operator, return my dime back
I don't have no more money, and my woman has her bags packed

I got the tip from one of the guys, yeah (No, I did, yes I did now)
She's had me followed by all the greatest spies, yeah
You know what they've been trying to find out?
They've been trying to find out if I've been telling lies
I guess they're gonna find out

Please, operator, return my dime back
I don't have no more money, and my woman has her bags packed

Please operator, can't you try just one more time?
Sorry sir, but you'll have to deposit another dime
Yeah, as long as I get my call through, I just might lose my mind
And I'm begging you please

Please, operator, return my dime back
I don't have no more money, and my woman has her bags packed

Help me operator, I'm hip to your solstice and all that jazz
I'll try and get your call through, sir
Thank you operator, you don't know how much I appreciate this
My, my, my, phone sure is ringing empty
All in the hall, bedroom, closets
Sorry about that