Scam Song
π΅ 1396 characters
β±οΈ 3:50 duration
π ID: 25480324
π Lyrics
I took a personality test
I lied every answer just to impress
Some half-wit recruiter I've never met
To be a commuter paying my debt
To conmen who preyed on me as a child
They sold me a future; flashed me a smile
I can't be mad, that's part of the plan
You can't hate the scammer, just hate the scam
This can't be sustained
The incentives are fucked
If you want some small changΠ΅, it'll cost you a buck
Guess you're shit out of luck
Now, my doctor did a number on mΠ΅
That number came in the form of a fee
Eight grand to take a cup of my blood
To tell me I'm fine and put me on drugs
But I know what's up, I don't take those pills
'Cause pain ain't the only thing that they kill
Half of my class is dead in a box
And I know what's up: it's the price on your stocks
This can't be sustained
The incentives are fucked
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
Guess you're shit out of luck
(Tape on my mouth)
If you know the dirt, get your head in the sand
(Ain't no way out)
You can sit on the board if you lie on the stand
(Tape on my mouth)
Don't tell no lies, but don't say no facts
(Ain't no way out)
'Cause if you fuck the system, it fucks you back
This can't be sustained
The incentives are fucked
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
Oh, if you want change, it'll cost you a buck
You're shit out of luck
I lied every answer just to impress
Some half-wit recruiter I've never met
To be a commuter paying my debt
To conmen who preyed on me as a child
They sold me a future; flashed me a smile
I can't be mad, that's part of the plan
You can't hate the scammer, just hate the scam
This can't be sustained
The incentives are fucked
If you want some small changΠ΅, it'll cost you a buck
Guess you're shit out of luck
Now, my doctor did a number on mΠ΅
That number came in the form of a fee
Eight grand to take a cup of my blood
To tell me I'm fine and put me on drugs
But I know what's up, I don't take those pills
'Cause pain ain't the only thing that they kill
Half of my class is dead in a box
And I know what's up: it's the price on your stocks
This can't be sustained
The incentives are fucked
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
Guess you're shit out of luck
(Tape on my mouth)
If you know the dirt, get your head in the sand
(Ain't no way out)
You can sit on the board if you lie on the stand
(Tape on my mouth)
Don't tell no lies, but don't say no facts
(Ain't no way out)
'Cause if you fuck the system, it fucks you back
This can't be sustained
The incentives are fucked
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
Oh, if you want change, it'll cost you a buck
You're shit out of luck
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.87] I took a personality test
[00:18.62] I lied every answer just to impress
[00:21.81] Some half-wit recruiter I've never met
[00:25.01] To be a commuter paying my debt
[00:28.24] To conmen who preyed on me as a child
[00:31.26] They sold me a future; flashed me a smile
[00:34.72] I can't be mad, that's part of the plan
[00:37.72] You can't hate the scammer, just hate the scam
[00:42.75]
[00:52.13] This can't be sustained
[00:55.51] The incentives are fucked
[00:58.67] If you want some small changΠ΅, it'll cost you a buck
[01:01.82] Guess you're shit out of luck
[01:05.38]
[01:18.53] Now, my doctor did a number on mΠ΅
[01:22.13] That number came in the form of a fee
[01:25.38] Eight grand to take a cup of my blood
[01:28.25] To tell me I'm fine and put me on drugs
[01:31.39] But I know what's up, I don't take those pills
[01:34.54] 'Cause pain ain't the only thing that they kill
[01:37.89] Half of my class is dead in a box
[01:40.97] And I know what's up: it's the price on your stocks
[01:46.30]
[01:55.28] This can't be sustained
[02:00.28] The incentives are fucked
[02:03.30] If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
[02:06.53] Guess you're shit out of luck
[02:10.27]
[02:37.18] (Tape on my mouth)
[02:39.36] If you know the dirt, get your head in the sand
[02:43.46] (Ain't no way out)
[02:45.41] You can sit on the board if you lie on the stand
[02:49.74] (Tape on my mouth)
[02:52.02] Don't tell no lies, but don't say no facts
[02:55.97] (Ain't no way out)
[02:57.91] 'Cause if you fuck the system, it fucks you back
[03:03.15]
[03:12.65] This can't be sustained
[03:14.38] The incentives are fucked
[03:30.23] If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
[03:33.59] If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
[03:36.75] Oh, if you want change, it'll cost you a buck
[03:40.06] You're shit out of luck
[03:41.38]
[00:18.62] I lied every answer just to impress
[00:21.81] Some half-wit recruiter I've never met
[00:25.01] To be a commuter paying my debt
[00:28.24] To conmen who preyed on me as a child
[00:31.26] They sold me a future; flashed me a smile
[00:34.72] I can't be mad, that's part of the plan
[00:37.72] You can't hate the scammer, just hate the scam
[00:42.75]
[00:52.13] This can't be sustained
[00:55.51] The incentives are fucked
[00:58.67] If you want some small changΠ΅, it'll cost you a buck
[01:01.82] Guess you're shit out of luck
[01:05.38]
[01:18.53] Now, my doctor did a number on mΠ΅
[01:22.13] That number came in the form of a fee
[01:25.38] Eight grand to take a cup of my blood
[01:28.25] To tell me I'm fine and put me on drugs
[01:31.39] But I know what's up, I don't take those pills
[01:34.54] 'Cause pain ain't the only thing that they kill
[01:37.89] Half of my class is dead in a box
[01:40.97] And I know what's up: it's the price on your stocks
[01:46.30]
[01:55.28] This can't be sustained
[02:00.28] The incentives are fucked
[02:03.30] If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
[02:06.53] Guess you're shit out of luck
[02:10.27]
[02:37.18] (Tape on my mouth)
[02:39.36] If you know the dirt, get your head in the sand
[02:43.46] (Ain't no way out)
[02:45.41] You can sit on the board if you lie on the stand
[02:49.74] (Tape on my mouth)
[02:52.02] Don't tell no lies, but don't say no facts
[02:55.97] (Ain't no way out)
[02:57.91] 'Cause if you fuck the system, it fucks you back
[03:03.15]
[03:12.65] This can't be sustained
[03:14.38] The incentives are fucked
[03:30.23] If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
[03:33.59] If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck
[03:36.75] Oh, if you want change, it'll cost you a buck
[03:40.06] You're shit out of luck
[03:41.38]