Nan You're A Window Shopper
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โฑ๏ธ 2:52 duration
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๐ Lyrics
The bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see
It's funny how I come around your house and I'm 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
You're heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Bowls are rollin' rollin' rollin'
You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to Bingo, it's become an obsession
So wary of the kids when they're wearin' their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah, it's got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley it's sad
How you're rollin' rollin' rollin'
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
So much better
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see
It's funny how I come around your house and I'm 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
You're heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Bowls are rollin' rollin' rollin'
You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to Bingo, it's become an obsession
So wary of the kids when they're wearin' their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah, it's got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley it's sad
How you're rollin' rollin' rollin'
Nan you're a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan you're a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan you're a window shopper
Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
Nan you're a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.03] The bottom feels so much better than the top
[00:10.05] So much better
[00:11.65] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:13.70] Taking a look but you never buy
[00:16.37] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:18.87] You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
[00:21.21] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:24.29] Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
[00:27.05] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:29.52] Mad as fuck only just alive
[00:32.23] You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
[00:34.82] You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see
[00:37.58] It's funny how I come around your house and I'm 20
[00:39.90] And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
[00:43.10] I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
[00:45.59] You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
[00:48.32] And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
[00:50.84] You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
[00:53.59] You're heading down the Bowls Club
[00:55.85] Have another orange squash
[00:57.64] Bowls are rollin' rollin' rollin'
[00:59.30] You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were
[01:03.09] Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
[01:03.82] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:06.79] Taking a look but you never buy
[01:09.55] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:12.13] You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
[01:14.72] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:17.42] Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
[01:20.29] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:20.97] Mad as fuck only just alive
[01:25.36] You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension
[01:27.85] And then your off to Bingo, it's become an obsession
[01:30.62] So wary of the kids when they're wearin' their hoods up
[01:33.76] And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
[01:36.31] You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
[01:38.88] You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
[01:41.67] You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription
[01:44.28] And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
[01:47.05] You got a leak in your colostomy bag
[01:50.69] Yeah, it's got a hole in hole in hole in
[01:53.02] At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley it's sad
[01:56.25] How you're rollin' rollin' rollin'
[01:57.76] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:00.01] Taking a look but you never buy
[02:03.16] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:05.45] You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
[02:08.53] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:10.99] Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
[02:13.65] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:16.20] Mad as fuck only just alive
[02:20.52]
[00:10.05] So much better
[00:11.65] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:13.70] Taking a look but you never buy
[00:16.37] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:18.87] You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
[00:21.21] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:24.29] Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
[00:27.05] Nan you're a window shopper
[00:29.52] Mad as fuck only just alive
[00:32.23] You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
[00:34.82] You fumble for your glasses 'cause without 'em you can't see
[00:37.58] It's funny how I come around your house and I'm 20
[00:39.90] And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
[00:43.10] I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
[00:45.59] You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April
[00:48.32] And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
[00:50.84] You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
[00:53.59] You're heading down the Bowls Club
[00:55.85] Have another orange squash
[00:57.64] Bowls are rollin' rollin' rollin'
[00:59.30] You can't walk right 'cause things aren't what they were
[01:03.09] Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
[01:03.82] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:06.79] Taking a look but you never buy
[01:09.55] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:12.13] You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
[01:14.72] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:17.42] Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
[01:20.29] Nan you're a window shopper
[01:20.97] Mad as fuck only just alive
[01:25.36] You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension
[01:27.85] And then your off to Bingo, it's become an obsession
[01:30.62] So wary of the kids when they're wearin' their hoods up
[01:33.76] And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
[01:36.31] You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
[01:38.88] You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
[01:41.67] You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription
[01:44.28] And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
[01:47.05] You got a leak in your colostomy bag
[01:50.69] Yeah, it's got a hole in hole in hole in
[01:53.02] At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley it's sad
[01:56.25] How you're rollin' rollin' rollin'
[01:57.76] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:00.01] Taking a look but you never buy
[02:03.16] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:05.45] You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
[02:08.53] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:10.99] Get on the bus 'cause you still can't drive
[02:13.65] Nan you're a window shopper
[02:16.20] Mad as fuck only just alive
[02:20.52]