She Got the Ring (I Got the Finger)

She said we oughta get married
I told her I wasn't ready
She said I wanna be with you always
I said we was already steady
She said she needed a diamond but I told her
I wouldn't give it
She went out and got a fella
Who would come up with it
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So she got the ring
I got the finger
She didn't want to waste her time with no poor-ass singer
She wanted all the bling
That married life would bring her
So she got the ring
And I got the finger
She tried every trick in the book
To wear me down
Years before we met
She already had a wedding gown
New groom looks like a gorilla
But she says he's cute
She was looking for a man
Who would fit into her monkey suit
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