Such Horrible Things
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Sit Back Now, Let Me Tell You A Tale
Where Justice Does Not Prevail
About An Ill-Fated Life, So Very Full Of Strife
Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
So...
When I Was Born
I Did Surely Scorn
My Proud Parents Name
Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
Drove Them Insane
My Birth Was A Curse
I Bit The Nurse
Oh, But I Love The Worst
I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
When I Was Two
I Poured Super Glue
Into My Fathers Hair
As He Sat Unaware
In His Arm Chair
Much To His Dismay
Had To Cut It All Away
Oh, But It Felt Great
I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted
Then Tossed About In Disarray
Until The Pieces Melt Away
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Four
I'd Wait By The Door
With A Knife In My Hand
And A Most Devious Plan
It Would Be Quite Grand
As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
The Sharp Edge He Got
Oh, But I Like The Thought
I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
Broken Bones And Blood Clots
When I Was Six
I Used To Trick
The Next Door Neighbors Son
In The Woods We Would Run
Time For Fun
Hide And Seek Has A Cost
He Would Be Forever Lost
Oh, But I Love To Scoff
I Deveserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
Hidden And Covered In Moss
Until This Memory's Forgot
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Eight
I Used To Hate
The Color Of My House
So As Quite As A Mouse
I Burned It Down
To The Ground
When No One Was Around
Oh, But I Love The Sound
I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
Rotting Six Feet Underground
When I Was Ten
I Used To Pretend
To Drown In The Sea
Till They Come And Rescue Me
Then Preceed
To Laugh In Their Face
Such A Disgrace
Oh, But I Love The Taste
I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
All Over The Fireplace
Until This Life Has Been Erased
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Twelve
I Used To Delve
Into Evil Schemes
Just To Illicit Screams
Boost My Self Esteem
Pushed My Sister Down A Well
She Just Fell
Oh, But I Love To Dwell
I Deserve To The Roast Deep Down In Hell
Where No One Can Hear Me Yell
When I Was Fourteen
Nothing Much Happened
Well, There Was That One Time
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Sixteen
Life Was Frightening
My Brother Was Quiet Dull
So With Laughter In My Skull
Pushed Him In A Hole
Then Buried Him Alive
He Barely Survived
Oh, But I Love The Cries
I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
In An Electric Chair That's Set On High
Now That I'm Eighteen
I Still Hate Things
From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
No Friends, No Phone
No Life To Call My Own
Here I Will Lie
Until The Very Day I Die
Until My Blood Begins To Dry
And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came
So
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
I'm Exactly What I Seem
Where Justice Does Not Prevail
About An Ill-Fated Life, So Very Full Of Strife
Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
So...
When I Was Born
I Did Surely Scorn
My Proud Parents Name
Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
Drove Them Insane
My Birth Was A Curse
I Bit The Nurse
Oh, But I Love The Worst
I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
When I Was Two
I Poured Super Glue
Into My Fathers Hair
As He Sat Unaware
In His Arm Chair
Much To His Dismay
Had To Cut It All Away
Oh, But It Felt Great
I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted
Then Tossed About In Disarray
Until The Pieces Melt Away
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Four
I'd Wait By The Door
With A Knife In My Hand
And A Most Devious Plan
It Would Be Quite Grand
As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
The Sharp Edge He Got
Oh, But I Like The Thought
I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
Broken Bones And Blood Clots
When I Was Six
I Used To Trick
The Next Door Neighbors Son
In The Woods We Would Run
Time For Fun
Hide And Seek Has A Cost
He Would Be Forever Lost
Oh, But I Love To Scoff
I Deveserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
Hidden And Covered In Moss
Until This Memory's Forgot
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Eight
I Used To Hate
The Color Of My House
So As Quite As A Mouse
I Burned It Down
To The Ground
When No One Was Around
Oh, But I Love The Sound
I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
Rotting Six Feet Underground
When I Was Ten
I Used To Pretend
To Drown In The Sea
Till They Come And Rescue Me
Then Preceed
To Laugh In Their Face
Such A Disgrace
Oh, But I Love The Taste
I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
All Over The Fireplace
Until This Life Has Been Erased
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Twelve
I Used To Delve
Into Evil Schemes
Just To Illicit Screams
Boost My Self Esteem
Pushed My Sister Down A Well
She Just Fell
Oh, But I Love To Dwell
I Deserve To The Roast Deep Down In Hell
Where No One Can Hear Me Yell
When I Was Fourteen
Nothing Much Happened
Well, There Was That One Time
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
**Not Quite What He Seems**
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Sixteen
Life Was Frightening
My Brother Was Quiet Dull
So With Laughter In My Skull
Pushed Him In A Hole
Then Buried Him Alive
He Barely Survived
Oh, But I Love The Cries
I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
In An Electric Chair That's Set On High
Now That I'm Eighteen
I Still Hate Things
From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
No Friends, No Phone
No Life To Call My Own
Here I Will Lie
Until The Very Day I Die
Until My Blood Begins To Dry
And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came
So
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
I'm Exactly What I Seem
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:19.26] Sit Back Now, Let Me Tell You A Tale
[00:21.70] Where Justice Does Not Prevail
[00:24.36] About An Ill-Fated Life, So Very Full Of Strife
[00:27.20] Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
[00:29.49] So...
[00:30.16] When I Was Born
[00:31.58] I Did Surely Scorn
[00:32.97] My Proud Parents Name
[00:34.32] Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
[00:35.72] Drove Them Insane
[00:36.98] My Birth Was A Curse
[00:38.26] I Bit The Nurse
[00:39.34] Oh, But I Love The Worst
[00:40.56] I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
[00:43.91] Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
[00:46.86] When I Was Two
[00:49.08] I Poured Super Glue
[00:50.46] Into My Fathers Hair
[00:51.85] As He Sat Unaware
[00:53.03] In His Arm Chair
[00:54.44] Much To His Dismay
[00:55.40] Had To Cut It All Away
[00:56.58] Oh, But It Felt Great
[00:57.84] I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted
[01:01.59] Then Tossed About In Disarray
[01:03.23] Until The Pieces Melt Away
[01:05.08] I Am Not A Bad Man
[01:06.41] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[01:08.06] Very Bad Things
[01:09.15] Such Horrible Things
[01:10.56] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[01:12.12] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[01:13.45] Not Quite What I Seem
[01:15.63] Ah, Hell
[01:17.22] It's Exactly What It Seems
[01:20.94] When I Was Four
[01:22.30] I'd Wait By The Door
[01:23.60] With A Knife In My Hand
[01:24.91] And A Most Devious Plan
[01:26.32] It Would Be Quite Grand
[01:27.53] As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
[01:28.89] The Sharp Edge He Got
[01:29.98] Oh, But I Like The Thought
[01:31.27] I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
[01:34.65] Broken Bones And Blood Clots
[01:38.50] When I Was Six
[01:39.73] I Used To Trick
[01:41.04] The Next Door Neighbors Son
[01:42.26] In The Woods We Would Run
[01:43.29] Time For Fun
[01:44.38] Hide And Seek Has A Cost
[01:45.60] He Would Be Forever Lost
[01:47.19] Oh, But I Love To Scoff
[01:48.56] I Deveserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
[01:52.04] Hidden And Covered In Moss
[01:54.29] Until This Memory's Forgot
[01:55.69] I Am Not A Bad Man
[01:57.13] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[01:58.60] Very Bad Things
[01:59.86] Such Horrible Things
[02:01.29] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[02:02.77] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[02:03.99] Not Quite What I Seem
[02:06.54] Ah, Hell
[02:07.90] It's Exactly What It Seems
[02:11.31] When I Was Eight
[02:12.89] I Used To Hate
[02:14.12] The Color Of My House
[02:15.82] So As Quite As A Mouse
[02:17.00] I Burned It Down
[02:18.03] To The Ground
[02:18.86] When No One Was Around
[02:20.50] Oh, But I Love The Sound
[02:21.82] I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
[02:25.32] Rotting Six Feet Underground
[02:28.55] When I Was Ten
[02:30.43] I Used To Pretend
[02:31.76] To Drown In The Sea
[02:33.11] Till They Come And Rescue Me
[02:34.59] Then Preceed
[02:35.65] To Laugh In Their Face
[02:37.08] Such A Disgrace
[02:38.20] Oh, But I Love The Taste
[02:39.46] I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
[02:42.94] All Over The Fireplace
[02:44.84] Until This Life Has Been Erased
[02:46.54] I Am Not A Bad Man
[02:47.94] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[02:49.38] Very Bad Things
[02:50.64] Such Horrible Things
[02:52.01] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[02:53.77] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[02:54.82] Not Quite What I Seem
[02:57.22] Ah, Hell
[02:58.74] It's Exactly What It Seems
[03:02.46] When I Was Twelve
[03:03.77] I Used To Delve
[03:05.09] Into Evil Schemes
[03:06.48] Just To Illicit Screams
[03:07.72] Boost My Self Esteem
[03:08.92] Pushed My Sister Down A Well
[03:10.38] She Just Fell
[03:11.38] Oh, But I Love To Dwell
[03:12.70] I Deserve To The Roast Deep Down In Hell
[03:16.10] Where No One Can Hear Me Yell
[03:20.16] When I Was Fourteen
[03:23.13] Nothing Much Happened
[03:25.26] Well, There Was That One Time
[03:27.84]
[04:19.32] I Am Not A Bad Man
[04:20.65] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[04:22.25] Very Bad Things
[04:23.28] Such Horrible Things
[04:24.77] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[04:26.46] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[04:27.57] Not Quite What I Seem
[04:30.06] Ah, Hell
[04:31.43] It's Exactly What It Seems
[04:34.91] When I Was Sixteen
[04:36.45] Life Was Frightening
[04:37.74] My Brother Was Quiet Dull
[04:39.19] So With Laughter In My Skull
[04:40.45] Pushed Him In A Hole
[04:41.69] Then Buried Him Alive
[04:43.02] He Barely Survived
[04:44.18] Oh, But I Love The Cries
[04:45.43] I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
[04:48.89] In An Electric Chair That's Set On High
[04:52.65] Now That I'm Eighteen
[04:53.94] I Still Hate Things
[04:55.37] From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
[04:57.38] No Friends, No Phone
[04:58.75] No Life To Call My Own
[05:02.26] Here I Will Lie
[05:03.37] Until The Very Day I Die
[05:05.05] Until My Blood Begins To Dry
[05:06.96] And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came
[05:15.62] So
[05:17.30] I Am Not A Bad Man
[05:18.63] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[05:20.75] Very Bad Things
[05:22.05] Such Horrible Things
[05:23.88] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[05:27.13] Not Quite What I Seem
[05:30.22] Ah, Hell
[05:31.84] I'm Exactly What I Seem
[05:41.50]
[00:21.70] Where Justice Does Not Prevail
[00:24.36] About An Ill-Fated Life, So Very Full Of Strife
[00:27.20] Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
[00:29.49] So...
[00:30.16] When I Was Born
[00:31.58] I Did Surely Scorn
[00:32.97] My Proud Parents Name
[00:34.32] Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
[00:35.72] Drove Them Insane
[00:36.98] My Birth Was A Curse
[00:38.26] I Bit The Nurse
[00:39.34] Oh, But I Love The Worst
[00:40.56] I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
[00:43.91] Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
[00:46.86] When I Was Two
[00:49.08] I Poured Super Glue
[00:50.46] Into My Fathers Hair
[00:51.85] As He Sat Unaware
[00:53.03] In His Arm Chair
[00:54.44] Much To His Dismay
[00:55.40] Had To Cut It All Away
[00:56.58] Oh, But It Felt Great
[00:57.84] I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted
[01:01.59] Then Tossed About In Disarray
[01:03.23] Until The Pieces Melt Away
[01:05.08] I Am Not A Bad Man
[01:06.41] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[01:08.06] Very Bad Things
[01:09.15] Such Horrible Things
[01:10.56] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[01:12.12] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[01:13.45] Not Quite What I Seem
[01:15.63] Ah, Hell
[01:17.22] It's Exactly What It Seems
[01:20.94] When I Was Four
[01:22.30] I'd Wait By The Door
[01:23.60] With A Knife In My Hand
[01:24.91] And A Most Devious Plan
[01:26.32] It Would Be Quite Grand
[01:27.53] As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
[01:28.89] The Sharp Edge He Got
[01:29.98] Oh, But I Like The Thought
[01:31.27] I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
[01:34.65] Broken Bones And Blood Clots
[01:38.50] When I Was Six
[01:39.73] I Used To Trick
[01:41.04] The Next Door Neighbors Son
[01:42.26] In The Woods We Would Run
[01:43.29] Time For Fun
[01:44.38] Hide And Seek Has A Cost
[01:45.60] He Would Be Forever Lost
[01:47.19] Oh, But I Love To Scoff
[01:48.56] I Deveserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
[01:52.04] Hidden And Covered In Moss
[01:54.29] Until This Memory's Forgot
[01:55.69] I Am Not A Bad Man
[01:57.13] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[01:58.60] Very Bad Things
[01:59.86] Such Horrible Things
[02:01.29] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[02:02.77] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[02:03.99] Not Quite What I Seem
[02:06.54] Ah, Hell
[02:07.90] It's Exactly What It Seems
[02:11.31] When I Was Eight
[02:12.89] I Used To Hate
[02:14.12] The Color Of My House
[02:15.82] So As Quite As A Mouse
[02:17.00] I Burned It Down
[02:18.03] To The Ground
[02:18.86] When No One Was Around
[02:20.50] Oh, But I Love The Sound
[02:21.82] I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
[02:25.32] Rotting Six Feet Underground
[02:28.55] When I Was Ten
[02:30.43] I Used To Pretend
[02:31.76] To Drown In The Sea
[02:33.11] Till They Come And Rescue Me
[02:34.59] Then Preceed
[02:35.65] To Laugh In Their Face
[02:37.08] Such A Disgrace
[02:38.20] Oh, But I Love The Taste
[02:39.46] I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
[02:42.94] All Over The Fireplace
[02:44.84] Until This Life Has Been Erased
[02:46.54] I Am Not A Bad Man
[02:47.94] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[02:49.38] Very Bad Things
[02:50.64] Such Horrible Things
[02:52.01] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[02:53.77] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[02:54.82] Not Quite What I Seem
[02:57.22] Ah, Hell
[02:58.74] It's Exactly What It Seems
[03:02.46] When I Was Twelve
[03:03.77] I Used To Delve
[03:05.09] Into Evil Schemes
[03:06.48] Just To Illicit Screams
[03:07.72] Boost My Self Esteem
[03:08.92] Pushed My Sister Down A Well
[03:10.38] She Just Fell
[03:11.38] Oh, But I Love To Dwell
[03:12.70] I Deserve To The Roast Deep Down In Hell
[03:16.10] Where No One Can Hear Me Yell
[03:20.16] When I Was Fourteen
[03:23.13] Nothing Much Happened
[03:25.26] Well, There Was That One Time
[03:27.84]
[04:19.32] I Am Not A Bad Man
[04:20.65] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[04:22.25] Very Bad Things
[04:23.28] Such Horrible Things
[04:24.77] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[04:26.46] **Not Quite What He Seems**
[04:27.57] Not Quite What I Seem
[04:30.06] Ah, Hell
[04:31.43] It's Exactly What It Seems
[04:34.91] When I Was Sixteen
[04:36.45] Life Was Frightening
[04:37.74] My Brother Was Quiet Dull
[04:39.19] So With Laughter In My Skull
[04:40.45] Pushed Him In A Hole
[04:41.69] Then Buried Him Alive
[04:43.02] He Barely Survived
[04:44.18] Oh, But I Love The Cries
[04:45.43] I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
[04:48.89] In An Electric Chair That's Set On High
[04:52.65] Now That I'm Eighteen
[04:53.94] I Still Hate Things
[04:55.37] From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
[04:57.38] No Friends, No Phone
[04:58.75] No Life To Call My Own
[05:02.26] Here I Will Lie
[05:03.37] Until The Very Day I Die
[05:05.05] Until My Blood Begins To Dry
[05:06.96] And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came
[05:15.62] So
[05:17.30] I Am Not A Bad Man
[05:18.63] Even Though I Do Bad Things
[05:20.75] Very Bad Things
[05:22.05] Such Horrible Things
[05:23.88] But It's Not Quite What It Seems
[05:27.13] Not Quite What I Seem
[05:30.22] Ah, Hell
[05:31.84] I'm Exactly What I Seem
[05:41.50]