Nine Month Later

I woke up at the crack of dawn
I brushed her hair out of my eyes and I said, "So long"
To a one-night stand, I couldn't stand no more
But how was I to know she'd come knocking on my door?
Oh, get her out of here, now!

Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later
She's ringing my doorbell now
Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later
I ain't feelin' too well

Who woulda thought, who could ever surmise?
That chick would hunt me down like the FBI?
Calling all cars, put out an APB
Because this papoose that she's toting looks a lot like me
Oh, get it outta here, now!

Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later
She's knocking on my door
Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later
I can't take it no more

Listen here boys to these words of wit
I said it's not attached to you
You're attached to it
Well, If you don't wanna live this life of shame
Be sure to wear your rubbers when it rains
And when it rains it pours

Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later
She's ringing my doorbell
Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later
Yeah, I ain't feeling too well
Ah-ah-ah! Nine months later

Dawn, go away I'm no good for you
Nine months later