Who the F**k Is Alice
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Sally called when she got the word
She said, "I suppose you've heard
About Alice"
Well, I rushed to the window
And I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Grew up together
Two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me and Alice
Now she walks through the door
With her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice's drive
I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said, "I know how to help"
"Get over Alice"
She said, "Now Alice is gone"
"But I'm still here"
"You know I've been waiting 24 years"
Then the big limousine disappeared
I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
She said, "I suppose you've heard
About Alice"
Well, I rushed to the window
And I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Grew up together
Two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me and Alice
Now she walks through the door
With her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice's drive
I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said, "I know how to help"
"Get over Alice"
She said, "Now Alice is gone"
"But I'm still here"
"You know I've been waiting 24 years"
Then the big limousine disappeared
I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.33] Sally called when she got the word
[00:12.66] She said, "I suppose you've heard
[00:19.53] About Alice"
[00:23.25] Well, I rushed to the window
[00:25.05] And I looked outside
[00:27.78] But I could hardly believe my eyes
[00:32.27] As a big limousine rolled up
[00:34.96] Into Alice's drive
[00:38.57] Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
[00:43.06] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
[00:48.42] 'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
[00:51.21] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[00:54.85] 24 years just waiting for a chance
[00:58.44] To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
[01:02.08] Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
[01:07.55] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[01:11.09] Grew up together
[01:12.83] Two kids in the park
[01:15.58] Carved our initials deep in the bark
[01:21.93] Me and Alice
[01:26.48] Now she walks through the door
[01:28.25] With her head held high
[01:30.93] Just for a moment, I caught her eye
[01:34.57] As a big limousine pulled slowly
[01:37.77] Out of Alice's drive
[01:42.65] I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
[01:46.86] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
[01:49.86] 'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
[01:55.55] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[01:57.66] 24 years just waiting for a chance
[02:01.82] To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
[02:05.29] Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
[02:10.83] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[02:13.95] Sally called back, asked how I felt
[02:17.74] She said, "I know how to help"
[02:25.28] "Get over Alice"
[02:29.03] She said, "Now Alice is gone"
[02:31.42] "But I'm still here"
[02:33.64] "You know I've been waiting 24 years"
[02:37.30] Then the big limousine disappeared
[02:45.58] I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
[02:49.37] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
[02:52.62] 'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
[02:58.33] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[03:01.12] 24 years just waiting for a chance
[03:05.01] To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
[03:09.09] But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
[03:13.91] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[03:16.23] No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
[03:26.67]
[00:12.66] She said, "I suppose you've heard
[00:19.53] About Alice"
[00:23.25] Well, I rushed to the window
[00:25.05] And I looked outside
[00:27.78] But I could hardly believe my eyes
[00:32.27] As a big limousine rolled up
[00:34.96] Into Alice's drive
[00:38.57] Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
[00:43.06] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
[00:48.42] 'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
[00:51.21] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[00:54.85] 24 years just waiting for a chance
[00:58.44] To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
[01:02.08] Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
[01:07.55] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[01:11.09] Grew up together
[01:12.83] Two kids in the park
[01:15.58] Carved our initials deep in the bark
[01:21.93] Me and Alice
[01:26.48] Now she walks through the door
[01:28.25] With her head held high
[01:30.93] Just for a moment, I caught her eye
[01:34.57] As a big limousine pulled slowly
[01:37.77] Out of Alice's drive
[01:42.65] I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
[01:46.86] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
[01:49.86] 'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
[01:55.55] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[01:57.66] 24 years just waiting for a chance
[02:01.82] To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
[02:05.29] Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
[02:10.83] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[02:13.95] Sally called back, asked how I felt
[02:17.74] She said, "I know how to help"
[02:25.28] "Get over Alice"
[02:29.03] She said, "Now Alice is gone"
[02:31.42] "But I'm still here"
[02:33.64] "You know I've been waiting 24 years"
[02:37.30] Then the big limousine disappeared
[02:45.58] I don't know why she's leaving, I don't know where she's gonna go
[02:49.37] I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
[02:52.62] 'Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
[02:58.33] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[03:01.12] 24 years just waiting for a chance
[03:05.01] To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
[03:09.09] But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
[03:13.91] Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
[03:16.23] No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
[03:26.67]