Bad Wine and Lemon Cake (with The Jane Austen Argument)
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โฑ๏ธ 5:47 duration
๐ ID: 2568
๐ Lyrics
I have a little house
Close to town but not to the city
Far from home but near my family
No water views but so close to the sea
I see, this is how my little life could be
And I'm filling it with things
Like furniture that I find on the street
And all the special things I'd like to eat
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, oh meet
Well I'm orbiting the world
And it's so pretty and so lonely
My little love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
And my sex life has all been plagiarized
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
I'd like to rent a wife
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
The three of us, we could be so happy
Then with each other, meet with company
I'll see them, I'll find a flight around the world
And it's so pretty and so lonely
I could just die, I might just die
I could just die, I might just die
And at my funeral
They will say "Tom, he was such a nice guy,
He went too early but he went in style"
They'll play my music and then they will cry
Then they'll have a little wake
They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
And my mothers little heart will break
And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.
He can't be dead, take me instead"
Oh but I'm not dead
They tell me I'm not dead
They say that I'm not dead
That I won't die for some time
I'm in my little house
Just writing little songs to past the time
Which incidentally is 7: 49
So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
I'm just so fucking fine.
Close to town but not to the city
Far from home but near my family
No water views but so close to the sea
I see, this is how my little life could be
And I'm filling it with things
Like furniture that I find on the street
And all the special things I'd like to eat
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, oh meet
Well I'm orbiting the world
And it's so pretty and so lonely
My little love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
And my sex life has all been plagiarized
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
I'd like to rent a wife
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
The three of us, we could be so happy
Then with each other, meet with company
I'll see them, I'll find a flight around the world
And it's so pretty and so lonely
I could just die, I might just die
I could just die, I might just die
And at my funeral
They will say "Tom, he was such a nice guy,
He went too early but he went in style"
They'll play my music and then they will cry
Then they'll have a little wake
They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
And my mothers little heart will break
And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.
He can't be dead, take me instead"
Oh but I'm not dead
They tell me I'm not dead
They say that I'm not dead
That I won't die for some time
I'm in my little house
Just writing little songs to past the time
Which incidentally is 7: 49
So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
I'm just so fucking fine.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[01:04.43] I have a little house
[01:07.75] Close to town but not to the city
[01:13.44] Far from home but near my family
[01:18.30] No water views but so close to the sea
[01:24.26] I see, this is how my little life could be
[01:30.77] And I'm filling it with things
[01:37.11] Like furniture that I find on the street
[01:42.68] And all the special things I'd like to eat
[01:48.75] Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, oh meet
[01:55.61] Well I'm orbiting the world
[02:00.03] And it's so pretty and so lonely
[02:07.61] My little love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
[02:16.98] And my sex life has all been plagiarized
[02:22.70] In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
[02:28.59] I'd like to rent a wife
[02:33.99] Then rent a husband to keep her for life
[02:39.52] The three of us, we could be so happy
[02:45.93] Then with each other, meet with company
[02:50.48] I'll see them, I'll find a flight around the world
[02:56.05] And it's so pretty and so lonely
[03:03.74] I could just die, I might just die
[03:15.60] I could just die, I might just die
[03:28.29] And at my funeral
[03:31.42] They will say "Tom, he was such a nice guy,
[03:37.18] He went too early but he went in style"
[03:42.05] They'll play my music and then they will cry
[03:47.32] Then they'll have a little wake
[03:53.81] They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
[03:59.62] And my mothers little heart will break
[04:03.69] And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.
[04:09.37] He can't be dead, take me instead"
[04:17.05] Oh but I'm not dead
[04:20.54] They tell me I'm not dead
[04:26.31] They say that I'm not dead
[04:32.05] That I won't die for some time
[04:38.10] I'm in my little house
[04:41.68] Just writing little songs to past the time
[04:47.16] Which incidentally is 7: 49
[04:51.58] So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[04:58.64] And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:03.99] Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:08.42] Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:14.75] Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:20.16] I'm just so fucking fine.
[05:45.51]
[01:07.75] Close to town but not to the city
[01:13.44] Far from home but near my family
[01:18.30] No water views but so close to the sea
[01:24.26] I see, this is how my little life could be
[01:30.77] And I'm filling it with things
[01:37.11] Like furniture that I find on the street
[01:42.68] And all the special things I'd like to eat
[01:48.75] Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, oh meet
[01:55.61] Well I'm orbiting the world
[02:00.03] And it's so pretty and so lonely
[02:07.61] My little love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
[02:16.98] And my sex life has all been plagiarized
[02:22.70] In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
[02:28.59] I'd like to rent a wife
[02:33.99] Then rent a husband to keep her for life
[02:39.52] The three of us, we could be so happy
[02:45.93] Then with each other, meet with company
[02:50.48] I'll see them, I'll find a flight around the world
[02:56.05] And it's so pretty and so lonely
[03:03.74] I could just die, I might just die
[03:15.60] I could just die, I might just die
[03:28.29] And at my funeral
[03:31.42] They will say "Tom, he was such a nice guy,
[03:37.18] He went too early but he went in style"
[03:42.05] They'll play my music and then they will cry
[03:47.32] Then they'll have a little wake
[03:53.81] They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
[03:59.62] And my mothers little heart will break
[04:03.69] And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake.
[04:09.37] He can't be dead, take me instead"
[04:17.05] Oh but I'm not dead
[04:20.54] They tell me I'm not dead
[04:26.31] They say that I'm not dead
[04:32.05] That I won't die for some time
[04:38.10] I'm in my little house
[04:41.68] Just writing little songs to past the time
[04:47.16] Which incidentally is 7: 49
[04:51.58] So don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[04:58.64] And don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:03.99] Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:08.42] Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:14.75] Don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine
[05:20.16] I'm just so fucking fine.
[05:45.51]