Ode to My Employer

I'll piss on your grave
When you die
I'll drown your sweet mother
In a pool
I'll gouge out your eyes
With an old, rusty spoon
You asshole,
You slave-driving goon

And I will
Piss on your grave
When you die
I'll smash in your face
With a big, heavy brick
I'll burn you alive
Like a swine on a spit
You asshole,
You can't fire me
I resign!