I'm Shady

[00:04.64] Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough?
[00:07.51] Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl?
[00:10.39] Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
[00:12.75] Sold a billion tapes and still screamed "Fuck the world!"
[00:15.42] Slim Shady, so come and kill me while my name's hot
[00:18.22] And shoot me 25 times in the same spot
[00:20.34] I think I got a generation brainwashed
[00:22.98] To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot
[00:26.24] Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
[00:28.78] I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch
[00:31.74] Purple haze and acid raindrops
[00:34.24] Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
[00:36.79] Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
[00:38.60] Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
[00:40.85] You gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you
[00:43.44] So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
[00:45.81] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[00:50.93] I'm your brother when you need
[00:53.06] Some good weed to set you free
[00:56.05] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin
[01:01.45] (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady!
[01:07.20] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
[01:10.06] I like birds, bees, I like people
[01:12.10] I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
[01:15.19] Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
[01:17.86] The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
[01:20.19] While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
[01:22.87] 'Cause this is how I am in real life
[01:24.92] I don't want to just die a normal death, no I wanna be killed twice
[01:28.22] How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
[01:30.47] When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet?
[01:33.16] So bring the money by tonight cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life
[01:38.44] I try to keep it positive and play it cool
[01:40.56] Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
[01:43.61] 'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
[01:46.16] Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a "fuck you letter"
[01:48.48] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[01:52.76] I'm your brother when you need
[01:55.25] Some good weed to set you free
[01:58.03] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin
[02:03.35] (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady!
[02:09.20] I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
[02:11.79] Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
[02:14.64] People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it
[02:16.79] That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit
[02:19.94] But they love it when you make your business public
[02:21.98] So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject
[02:25.01] And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
[02:27.07] 'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it
[02:29.75] Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
[02:32.26] Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed
[02:35.03] Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer
[02:38.15] I just wanna make a few things clear
[02:39.83] My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitchin'
[02:42.72] And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin'
[02:45.14] It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
[02:47.90] I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
[02:50.00] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[02:54.71] I'm your brother when you need
[02:57.22] Some good weed to set you free
[02:59.83] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin
[03:05.42] (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady!
[03:14.68] I told you I was Shady
[03:18.97] Y'all didn't believe me
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[03:25.05] I'm Shady!
[03:30.40] And that's my name
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