How Cool Are You?

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How cool are you with your leather clothes
How cool are you with your fringe that kills
Oh please find a way for me to be your friend?
How cool are you with your clever pose?
But, but, but, but, but, but

But you've got
Everything you wanted
But you still would think it alright
To keep astro belts and comets
From the people that you call your friends

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You're so cool
You're so wow
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You're so cool
So fucking cool

How cool are you in the candy bar
How cool are you, do you know who you are?

You're a shiny-eyed streamer with an ice cream nail gun
You're a cold wind crier and you think that it's all gone all wrong
But you
Don't know the truth
(You think it's fine with your sweet tooth)
But you've got honey

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You're so cool
You're so wow
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You're so cool
So fucking cool

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