Afraid Of Babies

I've always been afraid of babies
That's my truth to tell
Always thought that babies
Were a one way ticket to hell
Then one day I got a wife
And we had a child
Decided right there and then
Nothing more would make my world
Than a baby
Than a baby
I've always been afraid of killing things
I have been all my life
Never wanted to take anybody's life
By my own hands
Then one day a man came
To kill my family
I cut him down in my backyard
With an extension of my hand
Called a gun
A gun, a gun
A gun, a gun
I have a family and they're safe now