The Logical Song

Oh when I was young it seemed that life was so wonderful
Oh, a miracle
Oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds and the trees,
Well they were singing so happily
J-j-j-joyfully
Oh, playfully, watching me
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but then they sent me away
To teach me how to be sensible
L-l-l-logical, oh, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world
Where I could be dependable
C-c-c-clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical
There are times, when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please
Please tell me what we learned
Well, I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me who I am
Now watch what you say
Or they'll be calling you a radical
A l-l-l-liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal
Won't you sign up your name
We'd like to feel you're acceptable
R-r-respectable, oh, presentable, (a vegetable)
Take-take-take-WOW!
At night, when all the world's sleep
The questions run so deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please
Please tell me what we learned
Well, I know it sounds absurd
Please tell me who I am
(Who I am)
((Who I am))
(((Who I am)))
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-logical
C-c-c-criminal
R-r-r-r-r-respectable
W-w-wonderful