Puckward Nipples the Third

When you need a motherfucker
That can bark real loud
I know a guy that's good
He's pretty fucking rad at licking your nose clean

He always ends up shitting
All over my Flyers rug
But I still gotta give him a hug
And a French kiss too

He's Puckward Nipples the 3rd
That's my buddy
Puckward Nipples the 3rd
That's my pal
Puckward Nipples the 3rd
Barking at the neighbors
Puckward Nipples the 3rd
Take it J

He always ends up shtting
All over my Flyers rug
He's Puckward Nipples the 3rd
I'm glad I bought him at the store