Look at This!

When I was a young boy, I never thought it'd come to this
The scars all seem to heal, and soon all I feel is regret
And now I'm a grown man, I've lost it all again
But what I'll miss the most
Pay close attention while you get a look at this

Yeah, look at this!
Then look at that!
Hey, here's a hat!
This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thing
But listen closely, maybe it explains everything!

The secret to Bitcoin, computers and microchips
The key to the future, if you only look at this!
Riches untold, you'll have dollars and gold
If you focus on me as the story unfolds

Look at this!
I hold the key to the mystery
Look at this!
Look at nothing except for me
Look at this!
That was gibberish
Blitzo hurry the fuck up!

I don't know how long I can do this

I'm gonna need another sixty seconds

Oh, fuck!

Okay, the thing I'm trying to say, I will say if you look this way
Ah, you know it's, it's, uh, just as Nonna Fizzarolli used to say

Puzza lasagne
Contorni limoncello forte piano
Buongiorno a la vongole
Luigi, Firenze, Bucatini
Cinghiale, cinghiale

So look at this!
Please look at this!
I am running out of places I can take this bit!
So look at this!
Look at my face!
I regret every event that got me in this place

This little song is driving me insane
My exhaustion is audible
Now the ending is probable
'Cause this ruse is impossible to maintain!
So fuckin' bye-bye!