Like a Boss

Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn

I admire your honesty
Hell I like you
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

Do you suck dicks?
- Sir, no, sir!

I am hard but I am fair

Private Joker
I admire your honesty
Hell I like you
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

You little scumbag!
I got your name!
I got your ass!
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will learn by the numbers
I will teach you!
Now get up!
Get on your feet!

So you're a killer?
- Sir, yes, sir!

I'm asking the fucking questions here, private!
Do you understand?
- Sir, yes, sir!
"Sir" what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?

I'm gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three fucking seconds
To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
One, two, three

- Sir, I can't help it, sir
Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
Do you suck dicks?
- Sir, no, sir!
Bullshit
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
I'll be watching you

I'm gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three fucking seconds
To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

Skull-fuck you!
Were you about to call me an asshole?
Skull-fuck you!

I like you
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

You little scumbag!
I got your name!
I got your ass!
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will learn by the numbers!
I will teach you!
Now get up!
Get on your feet!

Bullshit, I can't hear you!

I'm asking the fucking questions here, private!
Do you understand?
- Sir, yes, sir!
"Sir" what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?

Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn