Underground

[00:03.30] A lot of people ask me
[00:05.74] Where the fuck I've been at the last few years
[00:08.32] Shit, I don't know but I do know I'm back now
[00:16.17] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[00:20.81] No where to run, to run to now
[00:23.33] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[00:26.12] Looking for me? I'm underground
[00:28.63] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[00:31.31] No where to run, to run to now
[00:33.74] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[00:36.58] Looking for me? I'm underground
[00:39.00] Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up
[00:41.48] Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
[00:43.98] 60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia
[00:46.55] After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
[00:48.94] Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads
[00:51.99] Enough Oxycontin to send a fuckin' ox to rehab
[00:54.54] Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap
[00:57.21] Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
[00:59.69] (He can't say that!) Yes he can, I just did, faggot
[01:02.35] Now guess again, better text message your next-of-kin
[01:05.12] Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy, especially when I flex again
[01:07.92] And throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cement
[01:10.14] Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty, Raggedy Ann and Andy
[01:12.98] No! Raggedy Andy and Andy; no, it can't be, it can't be
[01:16.24] Yes, it can be, the fucking Anti-Christ is back, Dante
[01:19.58] It's Satan in black satin panties
[01:20.74] This is Amityville calamity, goddamn it
[01:23.54] Insanity pills, fanny pack filled with Xannies
[01:25.99] Through every nook and cranny lookin' for trannies
[01:28.79] Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, looky
[01:30.75] Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed
[01:33.34] Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed
[01:35.81] "Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me"
[01:38.73] 'Til he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're taking a pee!
[01:41.16] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[01:44.15] No where to run, to run to now
[01:46.65] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[01:49.20] Looking for me? I'm underground
[01:51.76] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[01:54.80] No where to run, to run to now
[01:57.09] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[01:59.96] Looking for me? I'm underground
[02:02.58] 6 semen samples, 17 strands of hair
[02:04.67] Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
[02:07.32] Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can-opener
[02:10.13] And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds
[02:12.77] And Glad bags, yeah, glad to be back
[02:14.96] Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab
[02:17.94] Fuckin' doctor, I didn't understand a damn word he said
[02:20.86] I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
[02:23.21] Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened
[02:25.36] Biting into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a Viking
[02:27.78] Oh, lightning is striking, it might be a fuckin' sign, I need a psychic
[02:31.06] Evaluation, Fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th!
[02:33.65] That means it's just a regular day
[02:35.74] And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
[02:38.15] Fucking lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way
[02:41.00] Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and begging to stay
[02:43.98] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[02:46.74] No where to run, to run to now
[02:49.39] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[02:52.23] Looking for me? I'm underground
[02:54.68] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[02:57.21] No where to run, to run to now
[02:59.76] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[03:02.55] Looking for me? I'm underground
[03:05.16] Tell the critics I'm back and comin' to spit it back in abundance
[03:07.52] Hit a fag with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns
[03:09.95] Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal
[03:12.53] Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult
[03:15.22] Captain of a cult, with an elite following
[03:17.54] To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday
[03:20.10] Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his power
[03:23.50] Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
[03:25.81] Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40
[03:27.52] Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story
[03:30.53] Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine and sat him
[03:33.59] In the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
[03:36.08] Walked up Elm street with a fucking Wiffle bat drew
[03:38.77] Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too
[03:41.05] Came out with a little scratch, ooh
[03:43.30] Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple-fat goose
[03:46.23] Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity
[03:48.94] In having a twisted fantasy with an arm-and-leg amputee?
[03:51.86] Straitjacket with a hundred eight brackets
[03:54.29] With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
[03:56.98] Cut your fucking head off and ask you where you're headed off to
[03:59.40] Get it? Headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful
[04:02.39] This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle
[04:04.46] And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
[04:07.14] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[04:10.59] No where to run, to run to now
[04:12.89] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[04:15.53] Looking for me? I'm underground
[04:18.01] Here comes the rain and thunder now
[04:20.86] No where to run, to run to now
[04:23.30] I disappeared, don't wonder how
[04:26.07] Looking for me? I'm underground
[04:28.69] - So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this
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[04:57.35] And now I'm 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to share
[05:02.10] Thanks
[05:03.81] - Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?
[05:12.69] - Yeah I got something I want to share:
[05:15.61] When you walked through the door you were queer to me
[05:19.52] So come here baby boy, just come here to me
[05:24.10] You're a cock boy, everybody wants you
[05:29.13] You're gayer than you would ever claim to
[05:33.35] I won't have to rape you
[05:37.10] So homie lay down down down, lay down down down
[05:42.62] Lay down down down, lay down lay down
[05:47.22] Where's everybody going? This always went over real big in gay a
[05:56.05] Ok wait, I got another one
[05:59.22] I just love condoms and lots of cum, no? Oh, shit
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