Riverbottom Nightmare Band

We take what we want
We do anything that we wish
We got no respect
For animal, birdie, or fish

The grass does not grow
On the places where we stomp and stamp
Who? River Bottom Nightmare Band!

We know we're a mess
Our type does not like to be clean
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stand neat

We don't wish to work
But we hate what we don't understand
Who? River Bottom!

When you see us comin'
You better start to runnin'
We're always startin' trouble
And we're happiest when things are out of hand
Who? River Bottom!

Timers are for boilin'
Parties are for spoilin'
We either like to sit and pout
Or else go out and terrorize a man
Who? River Bottom Nightmare Band!

We laugh in your face
Or we practice our growl and our sneer
We break up your place
We are dangerous when we are near

And when we are young, we are strong
Who will get the biggest hand?
Who? River Bottom Nightmare Band!

River Bottom Nightmare Band!