The Funniest Thing

The funniest thing happened to me yesterday
I ran into old you-know-who by mistake
She was out on the town with her new honey
Havin' a ball, spending his money
Ooh, it was the funniest thing
You should have seen that innocent look on her face
As he held her close, rumpled her hair out of place
You should have heard her calling him baby
Leading him on, driving him crazy
Ooh, it was the funniest thing
When she introduced me to her new lover
I thought to myself, "Well, soon he'll discover
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, she does the funniest things"
As they walked away, I couldn't help wondering why
Such funny things make me cry
Oh, I thought that I could make it without her
Maybe I could, but there's something about her
Ooh, it's the funniest thing
Ooh, it's the funniest thing