Loch Ness Interlude

Anyone recognize this little fella? That's the Loch Ness Monster
You learn something every day. Hang on a second, hang on a second
So, this is the Loch Ness Monster, and this is the Loch Ness
Monster. Now come on ladies and gentlemen, there's not a lot of
Similarity between them both. Let's face it, you guys have never
Seen it either, right? You don't know what it looks like. Some of
You think it's got a white furry belly, and some of you think it's
Got a fuckin' hat on. Neither of which, I suppose, are true
Artistic license, I guess. Okay, okay, let's try something out here