Hail to Liechtenstein

[00:36.42] Raise sails, head to the open sea
[00:38.43] Under captain Schettino's command
[00:40.98] Heeding the proud and stuttering call
[00:43.45] Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein
[00:45.84] From Cape Town, through lake Baikal
[00:48.20] Across Castel di Sangro
[00:50.59] To the enchanted valleys of European Alps
[00:52.82] Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush
[00:55.58] Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march
[00:59.95] Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein
[01:04.82] Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
[01:09.61] Hail to Liechtenstein!
[01:22.02] We bought a swiss motorway vignette
[01:24.39] To drive through the A13
[01:26.67] Avoiding the checks of the border patrol
[01:28.95] To be free from customs control
[01:31.54] Dribbling the sight of old passersby
[01:33.71] Riding to downtown Schaan,
[01:36.15] While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen
[01:38.30] Still inspire us with onanist dreams
[01:41.18] Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone
[01:45.66] Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein
[01:50.48] Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
[01:55.44] Hail to Liechtenstein!
[02:12.78] The highest GDP per person in the world
[02:17.02] Adjusting by purchase power parity
[02:20.55] An unemployment rate so ridiculously low
[02:24.26] It's just 1.5%
[02:28.31] Levying a flat income tax
[02:31.75] And a loose corporate fiscal regime
[02:35.26] Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit
[02:38.73] Fighting laundering and capital flight
[02:41.78] Fürstentum Liechtenstein
[02:48.54] Fürstentum Liechtenstein
[03:19.89] A business-friendly country you are
[03:54.22] Prince Hans Adam! For the permit we'll apply
[03:58.34] To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein!
[04:03.28] Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!
[04:08.05] Hail to Liechtenstein!
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