Regular Guy

I'm the kind of guy
A girl takes home to mom
With pleated khaki pants
Cologne that's the bomb
(You sure smell purty)
I shake her dad's hand
And look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
I'm just a regular guy
(I'll have her home by 9, sir)

I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
Says "ma'am" on the double
(Let me get that for you, ma'am)
I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah

Sometimes I remember
What got me here
It was fighting and cussing
(Back off, I'm in a boy band)
And showing no fear

I watch Jay Leno
(He's funny)
7Th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes
What would Jesus do?
(Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change)
I budge with my mom
And I hang out with my dad
(He's my buddy, ha ha ha)
I play everything safe
So I'll never be sad
(Boo hoo)

I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble
(Let me get that for you, ma'am)
A regular guy
Says "ma'am" on the double
(I'm on it)
I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah

(Don't push me)
Dammit, sometimes I wanna
(Smash things up)
(What are you looking at?)
Get jacked up and whacked up
(I'm in a boy band, a boy band)
And have to pee in a cup

I'm a regular guy
(That's me)
Who stays out of trouble
(I don't want any trouble)
A regular guy
Says "ma'am" on the double
I'm a regular guy
(I know the answer, sir)
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek, I'm a regular guy