I Don't Want Kids
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โฑ๏ธ 3:06 duration
๐ ID: 2616773
๐ Lyrics
I'm tired of conversations with my friends and family
About what I think the future holds for my best girl and me
I fully understand exactly what they're driving at
And unfortunately my answer tends to leave them somewhat flat
Unsubtle hints are met with awkwardness
So I feel I am required to confess
I don't want kids
I just want pets
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine
'Cause they're not mine
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
I try to make excuses when folks arrive with their baby
There's nothing I dread more than someone handing it to me
But declining offers to have them rested on your knee
Makes one a pariah within polite society
The room looks 'round with eyes of pure dismay
And no one will believe it when you say
I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
I just want pets (I just want pets)
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
I know children can be fun
And yours I'm very fond of, it is true
The advantage is that when I grow weary of their noise
I can direct them back to you
I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
I just want pets (I just want pets)
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
I just want pets (I just want pets)
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
About what I think the future holds for my best girl and me
I fully understand exactly what they're driving at
And unfortunately my answer tends to leave them somewhat flat
Unsubtle hints are met with awkwardness
So I feel I am required to confess
I don't want kids
I just want pets
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine
'Cause they're not mine
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
I try to make excuses when folks arrive with their baby
There's nothing I dread more than someone handing it to me
But declining offers to have them rested on your knee
Makes one a pariah within polite society
The room looks 'round with eyes of pure dismay
And no one will believe it when you say
I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
I just want pets (I just want pets)
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
I know children can be fun
And yours I'm very fond of, it is true
The advantage is that when I grow weary of their noise
I can direct them back to you
I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
I just want pets (I just want pets)
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
I just want pets (I just want pets)
I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.88] I'm tired of conversations with my friends and family
[00:17.14] About what I think the future holds for my best girl and me
[00:21.49] I fully understand exactly what they're driving at
[00:25.63] And unfortunately my answer tends to leave them somewhat flat
[00:30.08] Unsubtle hints are met with awkwardness
[00:34.22] So I feel I am required to confess
[00:38.16] I don't want kids
[00:40.05] I just want pets
[00:42.26] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[00:46.42] Your kids are fine
[00:48.65] 'Cause they're not mine
[00:50.73] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[00:57.82] I try to make excuses when folks arrive with their baby
[01:01.74] There's nothing I dread more than someone handing it to me
[01:06.50] But declining offers to have them rested on your knee
[01:10.80] Makes one a pariah within polite society
[01:14.91] The room looks 'round with eyes of pure dismay
[01:19.23] And no one will believe it when you say
[01:22.73] I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
[01:24.99] I just want pets (I just want pets)
[01:27.08] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[01:31.27] Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
[01:33.45] 'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
[01:35.40] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[01:42.73] I know children can be fun
[01:46.94] And yours I'm very fond of, it is true
[01:51.06] The advantage is that when I grow weary of their noise
[01:54.89] I can direct them back to you
[01:58.52]
[02:24.69] I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
[02:26.70] I just want pets (I just want pets)
[02:28.99] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[02:32.96] Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
[02:35.34] 'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
[02:37.39] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[02:43.99] I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
[02:46.03] I just want pets (I just want pets)
[02:48.00] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[02:52.36] Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
[02:54.59] 'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
[02:56.77] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[03:00.59]
[00:17.14] About what I think the future holds for my best girl and me
[00:21.49] I fully understand exactly what they're driving at
[00:25.63] And unfortunately my answer tends to leave them somewhat flat
[00:30.08] Unsubtle hints are met with awkwardness
[00:34.22] So I feel I am required to confess
[00:38.16] I don't want kids
[00:40.05] I just want pets
[00:42.26] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[00:46.42] Your kids are fine
[00:48.65] 'Cause they're not mine
[00:50.73] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[00:57.82] I try to make excuses when folks arrive with their baby
[01:01.74] There's nothing I dread more than someone handing it to me
[01:06.50] But declining offers to have them rested on your knee
[01:10.80] Makes one a pariah within polite society
[01:14.91] The room looks 'round with eyes of pure dismay
[01:19.23] And no one will believe it when you say
[01:22.73] I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
[01:24.99] I just want pets (I just want pets)
[01:27.08] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[01:31.27] Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
[01:33.45] 'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
[01:35.40] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[01:42.73] I know children can be fun
[01:46.94] And yours I'm very fond of, it is true
[01:51.06] The advantage is that when I grow weary of their noise
[01:54.89] I can direct them back to you
[01:58.52]
[02:24.69] I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
[02:26.70] I just want pets (I just want pets)
[02:28.99] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[02:32.96] Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
[02:35.34] 'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
[02:37.39] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[02:43.99] I don't want kids (I don't want kids)
[02:46.03] I just want pets (I just want pets)
[02:48.00] I can't foresee that this will be one of my great regrets
[02:52.36] Your kids are fine (your kids are fine)
[02:54.59] 'Cause they're not mine ('cause they're not mine)
[02:56.77] To me, a life lived without children sounds divine
[03:00.59]