How I Broke My Foot and Met Jesus

I was walking on the water
I was Jesus for a night
I was talking to my Potter while I waved to other kites

Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

So dry your eyes
Yeah, dry your eyes
It's not half as bad as you think it is
It's not half as bad as you think it is

I returned in disappointment
My divinity was gone
On a pair of silver crutches, I felt empty and alone

Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

So dry your eyes
Baby, dry your eyes
Yeah, dry your eyes
It's not half as bad as you think it is
It's not half as bad as you think it is

So dry your eyes
Come on, baby, dry your eyes
Yeah, dry your eyes
It's not half as bad as you think it is
It's not half as bad as you think it is