Separate Checks
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 26217670
๐ Lyrics
It always happens immediately after a good time
Saturday night
All the boys looking for a place to unwind
(What you guys wanna eat?)
It's hollered from the back
But there's forty of us
The waitress is going to have a heart attack
Separate checks
Or I just won't go
Separate checks
Everybody already knows
Separate checks
My friends are all scumbags
Separate checks, please
Keep track of your own tax
Look around you, it's all lobster and steak
Kyle ordered a red wine and a piece of chocolate cake
The check arrives and the tables no longer filled
Everybody's in the bathroom and you're the sucker holding the bill
Doesn't matter how long you've been down
If you're the last one to eat
Better put your card down
And make sure to tip well
Split the bill?
I know you fucking lyin'
You touched it first, so now you're buying
And find your own ride home
Separate checks
It's the only way I can live
Separate checks
I don't know how much more money I can give
Separate checks
You put ten bucks in the stack
Separate checks
You're insane if you think that even covers your tax
Separate checks
Or I just won't go
Separate checks
No one paid for this Merlot
Saturday night
All the boys looking for a place to unwind
(What you guys wanna eat?)
It's hollered from the back
But there's forty of us
The waitress is going to have a heart attack
Separate checks
Or I just won't go
Separate checks
Everybody already knows
Separate checks
My friends are all scumbags
Separate checks, please
Keep track of your own tax
Look around you, it's all lobster and steak
Kyle ordered a red wine and a piece of chocolate cake
The check arrives and the tables no longer filled
Everybody's in the bathroom and you're the sucker holding the bill
Doesn't matter how long you've been down
If you're the last one to eat
Better put your card down
And make sure to tip well
Split the bill?
I know you fucking lyin'
You touched it first, so now you're buying
And find your own ride home
Separate checks
It's the only way I can live
Separate checks
I don't know how much more money I can give
Separate checks
You put ten bucks in the stack
Separate checks
You're insane if you think that even covers your tax
Separate checks
Or I just won't go
Separate checks
No one paid for this Merlot
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:36.66] It always happens immediately after a good time
[00:41.75] Saturday night
[00:43.09] All the boys looking for a place to unwind
[00:47.25] (What you guys wanna eat?)
[00:48.89] It's hollered from the back
[00:51.53] But there's forty of us
[00:53.59] The waitress is going to have a heart attack
[01:00.03] Separate checks
[01:01.39] Or I just won't go
[01:05.25] Separate checks
[01:06.24] Everybody already knows
[01:10.18] Separate checks
[01:11.67] My friends are all scumbags
[01:15.15] Separate checks, please
[01:17.87] Keep track of your own tax
[01:25.86] Look around you, it's all lobster and steak
[01:30.76] Kyle ordered a red wine and a piece of chocolate cake
[01:35.87] The check arrives and the tables no longer filled
[01:41.43] Everybody's in the bathroom and you're the sucker holding the bill
[01:46.39] Doesn't matter how long you've been down
[01:48.54] If you're the last one to eat
[01:49.96] Better put your card down
[01:51.84] And make sure to tip well
[01:57.38] Split the bill?
[01:57.74] I know you fucking lyin'
[01:59.33] You touched it first, so now you're buying
[02:02.05] And find your own ride home
[02:07.30] Separate checks
[02:20.29] It's the only way I can live
[02:24.37] Separate checks
[02:25.53] I don't know how much more money I can give
[02:29.33] Separate checks
[02:30.62] You put ten bucks in the stack
[02:34.41] Separate checks
[02:35.80] You're insane if you think that even covers your tax
[02:39.81] Separate checks
[02:40.94] Or I just won't go
[02:44.77] Separate checks
[02:45.96] No one paid for this Merlot
[02:50.03]
[00:41.75] Saturday night
[00:43.09] All the boys looking for a place to unwind
[00:47.25] (What you guys wanna eat?)
[00:48.89] It's hollered from the back
[00:51.53] But there's forty of us
[00:53.59] The waitress is going to have a heart attack
[01:00.03] Separate checks
[01:01.39] Or I just won't go
[01:05.25] Separate checks
[01:06.24] Everybody already knows
[01:10.18] Separate checks
[01:11.67] My friends are all scumbags
[01:15.15] Separate checks, please
[01:17.87] Keep track of your own tax
[01:25.86] Look around you, it's all lobster and steak
[01:30.76] Kyle ordered a red wine and a piece of chocolate cake
[01:35.87] The check arrives and the tables no longer filled
[01:41.43] Everybody's in the bathroom and you're the sucker holding the bill
[01:46.39] Doesn't matter how long you've been down
[01:48.54] If you're the last one to eat
[01:49.96] Better put your card down
[01:51.84] And make sure to tip well
[01:57.38] Split the bill?
[01:57.74] I know you fucking lyin'
[01:59.33] You touched it first, so now you're buying
[02:02.05] And find your own ride home
[02:07.30] Separate checks
[02:20.29] It's the only way I can live
[02:24.37] Separate checks
[02:25.53] I don't know how much more money I can give
[02:29.33] Separate checks
[02:30.62] You put ten bucks in the stack
[02:34.41] Separate checks
[02:35.80] You're insane if you think that even covers your tax
[02:39.81] Separate checks
[02:40.94] Or I just won't go
[02:44.77] Separate checks
[02:45.96] No one paid for this Merlot
[02:50.03]