Computer Wife

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Hello, this is your computer wife
I am leaving you for a new operating system
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My computer wife likes the nightlife
Every night, tonight
Dancing out on the dance floor
That's what I programmed her for
Every night, tonight

My computer wife likes the nightlife
Every night, tonight
Dancing out on the dance floor
That's what I programmed her for
Every night, tonight