Anti-Dad
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โฑ๏ธ 2:24 duration
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And don't get the wrong impression
My dad, great man, really great man
So sober, he's a saint, drunk? Satan
And it was weird because we didn't get deprived as kids
I mean, we'd go do stuff, we'd go water-skiing
Daddy goes, "Come on, kids, it's morning, let's go water-skiing"
And then we'd go water-skiing all morning
And then about noon, or beer o'clock
Yeah, that joke never stopped being funny for 20 fucking years
He would just start slamming them down
And it was weird because he's got the same problem with alcohol
I have his personality just flips
And, and like he would just change
And I was five when it started happening
I had no idea what the hell was wrong with him
I just thought he had an alter ego
You know, like he was a superhero
The most negative superhero on the planet, Anti-Dad
Wherever there is hope, I will stop it
Where self-esteem rears its shiny head
I will be there to kick it in the testicles
"Hey, Dad, I got a B on my report card"
"But it's not an A, is it, son?
Now that the smile has left your face, I'm off", shh
"Hey, Dad, I graduated high school", shh
"Graduated high school, huh?
Well, you didn't come close to valedictorian, did you, loser?
When your confidence returns, so will I"
"Hey, Dad, I got my first job"
"First job, huh? Well, you ain't manager yet, are you, fry boy?" Shh
"Hey, Dad, guess what? I finally made manager", shh
"Manager, huh? Well, a real man would own his own business
Now leave me alone, I'm off to destroy your brother", shh
"Hey, Dad, guess what?
A couple years ago, I started my own business called 'Deranged Entertainment'
We produce shows for national television
And I made more money per week last year than you made all fucking year
What do you think about that?" Ah, shh
"I think without me pushing you, boy, you never would have made it"
And that shit got canceled, didn't it? Fuck you, dad
Oh, yeah
Don't mess with Anti-Dad, man
My dad, great man, really great man
So sober, he's a saint, drunk? Satan
And it was weird because we didn't get deprived as kids
I mean, we'd go do stuff, we'd go water-skiing
Daddy goes, "Come on, kids, it's morning, let's go water-skiing"
And then we'd go water-skiing all morning
And then about noon, or beer o'clock
Yeah, that joke never stopped being funny for 20 fucking years
He would just start slamming them down
And it was weird because he's got the same problem with alcohol
I have his personality just flips
And, and like he would just change
And I was five when it started happening
I had no idea what the hell was wrong with him
I just thought he had an alter ego
You know, like he was a superhero
The most negative superhero on the planet, Anti-Dad
Wherever there is hope, I will stop it
Where self-esteem rears its shiny head
I will be there to kick it in the testicles
"Hey, Dad, I got a B on my report card"
"But it's not an A, is it, son?
Now that the smile has left your face, I'm off", shh
"Hey, Dad, I graduated high school", shh
"Graduated high school, huh?
Well, you didn't come close to valedictorian, did you, loser?
When your confidence returns, so will I"
"Hey, Dad, I got my first job"
"First job, huh? Well, you ain't manager yet, are you, fry boy?" Shh
"Hey, Dad, guess what? I finally made manager", shh
"Manager, huh? Well, a real man would own his own business
Now leave me alone, I'm off to destroy your brother", shh
"Hey, Dad, guess what?
A couple years ago, I started my own business called 'Deranged Entertainment'
We produce shows for national television
And I made more money per week last year than you made all fucking year
What do you think about that?" Ah, shh
"I think without me pushing you, boy, you never would have made it"
And that shit got canceled, didn't it? Fuck you, dad
Oh, yeah
Don't mess with Anti-Dad, man
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.05] And don't get the wrong impression
[00:00.99] My dad, great man, really great man
[00:03.73] So sober, he's a saint, drunk? Satan
[00:08.38] And it was weird because we didn't get deprived as kids
[00:11.76] I mean, we'd go do stuff, we'd go water-skiing
[00:13.55] Daddy goes, "Come on, kids, it's morning, let's go water-skiing"
[00:16.03] And then we'd go water-skiing all morning
[00:17.15] And then about noon, or beer o'clock
[00:22.14] Yeah, that joke never stopped being funny for 20 fucking years
[00:26.30] He would just start slamming them down
[00:28.76] And it was weird because he's got the same problem with alcohol
[00:30.47] I have his personality just flips
[00:32.11] And, and like he would just change
[00:34.08] And I was five when it started happening
[00:35.46] I had no idea what the hell was wrong with him
[00:37.41] I just thought he had an alter ego
[00:39.93] You know, like he was a superhero
[00:43.01] The most negative superhero on the planet, Anti-Dad
[00:49.57] Wherever there is hope, I will stop it
[00:52.79] Where self-esteem rears its shiny head
[00:55.59] I will be there to kick it in the testicles
[00:58.69] "Hey, Dad, I got a B on my report card"
[01:01.52] "But it's not an A, is it, son?
[01:04.13] Now that the smile has left your face, I'm off", shh
[01:10.08] "Hey, Dad, I graduated high school", shh
[01:11.86] "Graduated high school, huh?
[01:12.74] Well, you didn't come close to valedictorian, did you, loser?
[01:15.30] When your confidence returns, so will I"
[01:23.19] "Hey, Dad, I got my first job"
[01:24.42] "First job, huh? Well, you ain't manager yet, are you, fry boy?" Shh
[01:30.38] "Hey, Dad, guess what? I finally made manager", shh
[01:33.15] "Manager, huh? Well, a real man would own his own business
[01:36.42] Now leave me alone, I'm off to destroy your brother", shh
[01:42.11] "Hey, Dad, guess what?
[01:43.92] A couple years ago, I started my own business called 'Deranged Entertainment'
[01:47.09] We produce shows for national television
[01:48.87] And I made more money per week last year than you made all fucking year
[01:51.35] What do you think about that?" Ah, shh
[01:57.94] "I think without me pushing you, boy, you never would have made it"
[02:08.11] And that shit got canceled, didn't it? Fuck you, dad
[02:17.26] Oh, yeah
[02:18.50] Don't mess with Anti-Dad, man
[02:23.58]
[00:00.99] My dad, great man, really great man
[00:03.73] So sober, he's a saint, drunk? Satan
[00:08.38] And it was weird because we didn't get deprived as kids
[00:11.76] I mean, we'd go do stuff, we'd go water-skiing
[00:13.55] Daddy goes, "Come on, kids, it's morning, let's go water-skiing"
[00:16.03] And then we'd go water-skiing all morning
[00:17.15] And then about noon, or beer o'clock
[00:22.14] Yeah, that joke never stopped being funny for 20 fucking years
[00:26.30] He would just start slamming them down
[00:28.76] And it was weird because he's got the same problem with alcohol
[00:30.47] I have his personality just flips
[00:32.11] And, and like he would just change
[00:34.08] And I was five when it started happening
[00:35.46] I had no idea what the hell was wrong with him
[00:37.41] I just thought he had an alter ego
[00:39.93] You know, like he was a superhero
[00:43.01] The most negative superhero on the planet, Anti-Dad
[00:49.57] Wherever there is hope, I will stop it
[00:52.79] Where self-esteem rears its shiny head
[00:55.59] I will be there to kick it in the testicles
[00:58.69] "Hey, Dad, I got a B on my report card"
[01:01.52] "But it's not an A, is it, son?
[01:04.13] Now that the smile has left your face, I'm off", shh
[01:10.08] "Hey, Dad, I graduated high school", shh
[01:11.86] "Graduated high school, huh?
[01:12.74] Well, you didn't come close to valedictorian, did you, loser?
[01:15.30] When your confidence returns, so will I"
[01:23.19] "Hey, Dad, I got my first job"
[01:24.42] "First job, huh? Well, you ain't manager yet, are you, fry boy?" Shh
[01:30.38] "Hey, Dad, guess what? I finally made manager", shh
[01:33.15] "Manager, huh? Well, a real man would own his own business
[01:36.42] Now leave me alone, I'm off to destroy your brother", shh
[01:42.11] "Hey, Dad, guess what?
[01:43.92] A couple years ago, I started my own business called 'Deranged Entertainment'
[01:47.09] We produce shows for national television
[01:48.87] And I made more money per week last year than you made all fucking year
[01:51.35] What do you think about that?" Ah, shh
[01:57.94] "I think without me pushing you, boy, you never would have made it"
[02:08.11] And that shit got canceled, didn't it? Fuck you, dad
[02:17.26] Oh, yeah
[02:18.50] Don't mess with Anti-Dad, man
[02:23.58]