The Grouch Song
๐ต 1599 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:25 duration
๐ ID: 26332390
๐ Lyrics
Hiya, Mr. Hooper. It's me
Oh, hello, Oscar. What can I do for you?
Just give me a strawberry sundae with
Lots of pickles and sardines on top
Oscar, that sounds terrible. I bet you're the only person
In the world who would ever order anything like that
Mr. Hooper, a strawberry sundae with pickles and sardines on
Top happens to be the favorite dessert of every grouch in
The world. If you want to do business with us grouches
I think I'd better tell you a little bit about what we're like
If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy
And you frown at everybody that you see
And if you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy
Then you're a grouch like me
If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining
And the music that you like is all off-key
If you're happiest whenever you're complaining
Then you're a grouch like me
If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
You know what? Well, me too
If you love to watch a garbage truck roll by
You know what? So do I
And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
Then you're a grouch like me
You know you're a grouch if you hate to smile. And
You don't like anybody else to smile either. And if
You love to see a truck splash mud all over somebody's
Clean clothes, ha, ha, ha, you just might be a grouch
And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree
Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me
Oh, hello, Oscar. What can I do for you?
Just give me a strawberry sundae with
Lots of pickles and sardines on top
Oscar, that sounds terrible. I bet you're the only person
In the world who would ever order anything like that
Mr. Hooper, a strawberry sundae with pickles and sardines on
Top happens to be the favorite dessert of every grouch in
The world. If you want to do business with us grouches
I think I'd better tell you a little bit about what we're like
If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy
And you frown at everybody that you see
And if you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy
Then you're a grouch like me
If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining
And the music that you like is all off-key
If you're happiest whenever you're complaining
Then you're a grouch like me
If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
You know what? Well, me too
If you love to watch a garbage truck roll by
You know what? So do I
And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
Then you're a grouch like me
You know you're a grouch if you hate to smile. And
You don't like anybody else to smile either. And if
You love to see a truck splash mud all over somebody's
Clean clothes, ha, ha, ha, you just might be a grouch
And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree
Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.10] Hiya, Mr. Hooper. It's me
[00:05.17] Oh, hello, Oscar. What can I do for you?
[00:08.03] Just give me a strawberry sundae with
[00:10.40] Lots of pickles and sardines on top
[00:13.47] Oscar, that sounds terrible. I bet you're the only person
[00:17.15] In the world who would ever order anything like that
[00:19.53] Mr. Hooper, a strawberry sundae with pickles and sardines on
[00:23.90] Top happens to be the favorite dessert of every grouch in
[00:28.25] The world. If you want to do business with us grouches
[00:32.01] I think I'd better tell you a little bit about what we're like
[00:37.55]
[00:42.77] If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy
[00:46.31] And you frown at everybody that you see
[00:49.96] And if you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy
[00:54.68] Then you're a grouch like me
[00:57.69] If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining
[01:01.47] And the music that you like is all off-key
[01:05.30] If you're happiest whenever you're complaining
[01:09.83] Then you're a grouch like me
[01:12.92] If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
[01:16.51] You know what? Well, me too
[01:20.58] If you love to watch a garbage truck roll by
[01:24.30] You know what? So do I
[01:28.15] And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
[01:32.15] And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
[01:36.15] If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
[01:40.75] Then you're a grouch like me
[01:44.18] You know you're a grouch if you hate to smile. And
[01:47.12] You don't like anybody else to smile either. And if
[01:50.32] You love to see a truck splash mud all over somebody's
[01:53.73] Clean clothes, ha, ha, ha, you just might be a grouch
[01:59.28] And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
[02:03.23] And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
[02:07.20] If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
[02:11.12] And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree
[02:14.93] Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me
[02:26.27]
[00:05.17] Oh, hello, Oscar. What can I do for you?
[00:08.03] Just give me a strawberry sundae with
[00:10.40] Lots of pickles and sardines on top
[00:13.47] Oscar, that sounds terrible. I bet you're the only person
[00:17.15] In the world who would ever order anything like that
[00:19.53] Mr. Hooper, a strawberry sundae with pickles and sardines on
[00:23.90] Top happens to be the favorite dessert of every grouch in
[00:28.25] The world. If you want to do business with us grouches
[00:32.01] I think I'd better tell you a little bit about what we're like
[00:37.55]
[00:42.77] If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy
[00:46.31] And you frown at everybody that you see
[00:49.96] And if you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy
[00:54.68] Then you're a grouch like me
[00:57.69] If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining
[01:01.47] And the music that you like is all off-key
[01:05.30] If you're happiest whenever you're complaining
[01:09.83] Then you're a grouch like me
[01:12.92] If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
[01:16.51] You know what? Well, me too
[01:20.58] If you love to watch a garbage truck roll by
[01:24.30] You know what? So do I
[01:28.15] And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
[01:32.15] And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
[01:36.15] If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
[01:40.75] Then you're a grouch like me
[01:44.18] You know you're a grouch if you hate to smile. And
[01:47.12] You don't like anybody else to smile either. And if
[01:50.32] You love to see a truck splash mud all over somebody's
[01:53.73] Clean clothes, ha, ha, ha, you just might be a grouch
[01:59.28] And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty
[02:03.23] And that ice cream is as yucky as can be
[02:07.20] If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty
[02:11.12] And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree
[02:14.93] Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me
[02:26.27]