Last Action Hero

Claudius, you killed my father
Beat the snake
To be or not to be
Not to be
Rock and a pair
How are you gonna snap your fingers
When I ripped off all your toes

You don't need a magic ticket
When the world is what you make of it
You dinosaur putz
This is no damn game
You are all null

He was last action hero
He was called a machismo
He was last action hero
He was called a machismo

You want to be informal
Here's a couple of acres

You don't need a magic ticket
When the world is what you make of it
You dinosaur putz
This is no damn game
You are all null

I am last action hero
I am called a machismo
I am last action hero
I am called a machismo

It's a bomb
You're a hero and you're a hero
All of us are all goddamn heroes
Let's sing it

We are last action hero
We are last action hero
We are last action hero
We are last action hero