Vegan Velociraptor
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โฑ๏ธ 4:33 duration
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He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It's known that a lentil-based diet
Is the cause of a strong flatulence
His bum pollutes with CO2
So bears abandon the arctic too
And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice
But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town
As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys
She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
Blended with opium and bamboo
Bovines become addicted too
Turning into narco-prostitutes
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing
As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
Named George W. Sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex,
Complaining 'bout the gang's inappropriate ways
But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!
George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim
George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
George W. Sanchez...
Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
I hereby declare you under arrest
You killed my friend Gargamellor
And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney,
Anything you say can and will be used
Against you in a court of law
I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid,
Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
You entered the wrong jurisdiction,
'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights
That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)
Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
But grants the right to do both of the above
If one is called George W. Sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault
Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
VV was counterattacking
Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!
Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank
Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals
Enriched with proteinic pills
Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
Fill everyone with peace and joy
But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Here comes the meteorite!
Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It's known that a lentil-based diet
Is the cause of a strong flatulence
His bum pollutes with CO2
So bears abandon the arctic too
And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice
But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town
As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys
She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
Blended with opium and bamboo
Bovines become addicted too
Turning into narco-prostitutes
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing
As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
Named George W. Sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex,
Complaining 'bout the gang's inappropriate ways
But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!
George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim
George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
George W. Sanchez...
Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
I hereby declare you under arrest
You killed my friend Gargamellor
And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney,
Anything you say can and will be used
Against you in a court of law
I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid,
Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
You entered the wrong jurisdiction,
'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights
That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)
Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
But grants the right to do both of the above
If one is called George W. Sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault
Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
VV was counterattacking
Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!
Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank
Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals
Enriched with proteinic pills
Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
Fill everyone with peace and joy
But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Here comes the meteorite!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.78] He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
[00:11.74] Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
[00:15.18] Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
[00:18.14] Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
[00:19.64] It's known that a lentil-based diet
[00:24.59] Is the cause of a strong flatulence
[00:27.79] His bum pollutes with CO2
[00:29.65] So bears abandon the arctic too
[00:30.94] And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway
[00:33.71] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[00:39.23] Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
[00:40.76] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[00:43.75] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[00:47.15] Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
[00:53.20] Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice
[00:56.56] But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town
[00:59.40] As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
[01:02.99] In league with the Bacon Street Boys
[01:05.86] She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
[01:09.58] Blended with opium and bamboo
[01:11.27] Bovines become addicted too
[01:12.43] Turning into narco-prostitutes
[01:15.92] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[01:18.97] You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend
[01:22.06] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[01:25.04] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[01:29.95]
[01:33.66] On a bad day took place a very bad thing
[01:37.01] As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
[01:38.56] Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
[01:41.18] Named George W. Sanchez
[01:43.66] There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex,
[01:47.55] Complaining 'bout the gang's inappropriate ways
[01:50.73] But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
[01:56.94] Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
[02:02.60] Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!
[02:09.28] George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim
[02:12.94] George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
[02:16.39] George W. Sanchez...
[02:23.33] Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
[02:24.88] I hereby declare you under arrest
[02:28.01] You killed my friend Gargamellor
[02:30.16] And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez
[02:32.15] You have the right to remain silent
[02:35.56] You have the right to an attorney,
[02:38.02] Anything you say can and will be used
[02:41.05] Against you in a court of law
[02:43.43] I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid,
[02:45.72] Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
[02:48.74] You entered the wrong jurisdiction,
[02:50.80] 'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights
[02:53.80] That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)
[02:56.61] Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
[02:58.92] But grants the right to do both of the above
[03:01.73] If one is called George W. Sanchez!
[03:04.19] That said the cow launched her assault
[03:06.48] Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
[03:09.07] VV was counterattacking
[03:11.35] Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
[03:14.50] Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
[03:20.13] A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!
[03:28.24] Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
[03:31.26] Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
[03:32.49] Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
[03:35.48] The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank
[03:38.00] Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
[03:41.49] Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
[03:43.36] His macrobiotic meals
[03:45.94] Enriched with proteinic pills
[03:48.49] Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
[03:49.99] Fill everyone with peace and joy
[03:51.23] But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
[03:53.60] Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
[03:56.16] Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
[03:58.79] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[04:01.97] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[04:04.29] Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
[04:06.64] Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
[04:09.30] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[04:12.71] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[04:14.59] Here comes the meteorite!
[04:23.71]
[00:11.74] Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
[00:15.18] Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
[00:18.14] Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
[00:19.64] It's known that a lentil-based diet
[00:24.59] Is the cause of a strong flatulence
[00:27.79] His bum pollutes with CO2
[00:29.65] So bears abandon the arctic too
[00:30.94] And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway
[00:33.71] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[00:39.23] Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
[00:40.76] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[00:43.75] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[00:47.15] Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
[00:53.20] Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice
[00:56.56] But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town
[00:59.40] As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
[01:02.99] In league with the Bacon Street Boys
[01:05.86] She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
[01:09.58] Blended with opium and bamboo
[01:11.27] Bovines become addicted too
[01:12.43] Turning into narco-prostitutes
[01:15.92] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[01:18.97] You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend
[01:22.06] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[01:25.04] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[01:29.95]
[01:33.66] On a bad day took place a very bad thing
[01:37.01] As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
[01:38.56] Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
[01:41.18] Named George W. Sanchez
[01:43.66] There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex,
[01:47.55] Complaining 'bout the gang's inappropriate ways
[01:50.73] But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
[01:56.94] Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
[02:02.60] Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!
[02:09.28] George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim
[02:12.94] George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
[02:16.39] George W. Sanchez...
[02:23.33] Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
[02:24.88] I hereby declare you under arrest
[02:28.01] You killed my friend Gargamellor
[02:30.16] And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez
[02:32.15] You have the right to remain silent
[02:35.56] You have the right to an attorney,
[02:38.02] Anything you say can and will be used
[02:41.05] Against you in a court of law
[02:43.43] I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid,
[02:45.72] Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
[02:48.74] You entered the wrong jurisdiction,
[02:50.80] 'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights
[02:53.80] That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)
[02:56.61] Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
[02:58.92] But grants the right to do both of the above
[03:01.73] If one is called George W. Sanchez!
[03:04.19] That said the cow launched her assault
[03:06.48] Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
[03:09.07] VV was counterattacking
[03:11.35] Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
[03:14.50] Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
[03:20.13] A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!
[03:28.24] Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
[03:31.26] Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
[03:32.49] Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
[03:35.48] The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank
[03:38.00] Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
[03:41.49] Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
[03:43.36] His macrobiotic meals
[03:45.94] Enriched with proteinic pills
[03:48.49] Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
[03:49.99] Fill everyone with peace and joy
[03:51.23] But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
[03:53.60] Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
[03:56.16] Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
[03:58.79] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[04:01.97] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[04:04.29] Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
[04:06.64] Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
[04:09.30] Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
[04:12.71] Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
[04:14.59] Here comes the meteorite!
[04:23.71]