Whiskeyed Up and Womaned Out

One step forwards two steps back
I'm on the train, there's no track
Try to stay between the lines
I guess I didn't read the signs

Wheels are burning on the ground
I got lost, I ain't been found
I know I'm sitting in this chair
But I, I could be God knows anywhere

Now it's sure what it's all about
I'm whiskeyed up and womaned out

Some don't care if they sink or swim
Strip right down and jump right in
One day I'll get there don't you fear
For now I'm gonna stay right here

There's plenty that I understand
Plenty more slips through my hands
One more drink won't help me to know why
People stay and why they go

Now it's sure what it's all about
I'm whiskeyed up and womaned out

Heard a knock on my front door
I've heard it several times before
But I don't need no bad news today, so
Take your bag and ride away

Don't wanna dance, I'll take a pass
Still got some wisdom in my glass
And play me one more lonesome song
I'll get back up it won't be long

Now it's sure what it's all about
I'm whiskeyed up and womaned out

One freeze for a show, there ain't no doubt
Still, whiskeyed up and womaned out