How Marvin Eats His Breakfast

How Marvin Eats His Breakfast
How Marvin Eats His Breakfast
How Marvin Eats His Breakfast
I love being Marvin!
I love being Marvin
Marvin always eats, the finest breakfast in town!
How Marvin Eats His Breakfast
Everybody into the kitchen, here comes Marvin!
Banging his groin with his fist
He mumbles in to insist!
No one looks busy in this kitchen
And my breakfast isn't ready and my stomach aches
I mean specifically the maid
Who is reclining like she's laid the golden egg!
I want some chatter and some gruel, make me wanna drool
Try to make me hungry
Oo-Oo-Ooo
Cat got your tongue?
Marvin always knows the sort of answers he'll allow
I may be sly, dear, but not young!
"Wait until I'm older, then I'll kill you" is his one unspoken vow!
I need my breakfast, now!
Everybody into the kitchen, here comes Marvin!
Aiming a gun at the maid, he shoots her head
Oh!-Ah!-
She falls dead!
Oh
Oh Jesus Christ, it wasnt loaded, shes an actor from the oldschool
And a lousy chef!
Uh-Huh
I dont want miracles from heaven
Just some eggies over spinach over toast!
No! I will not apologize, she should win a prize
Very best, emoting (Oo-Oo-Oo)
That girl cant cook
Maybe she cant cook, but have you seen her milk a cow?
And I can read her like a book!
Marvin wouldn't read that kind of novel anyhow
I need my breakfast now!
People, People (People, People)
Stop your staring (Stop your staring)
People, People, Stop your staring
Cant you see, my breakfast isn't made yet!
People, People, Stop your staring
Get to work, my breakfast isn't--
Life is lonely, life is rotten
And thankfully short, thankfully short
Thankfully short! (Like Marvin!)
Everybody into the kitchen here comes
M-M-M-M-M-Marvin! (Marvin)
Flailing his hands like a twit
He throws a fit, then a knife
You call this breakfast on my birthday?
This is shit! this isn't breakfast, I could crack your feet
No, No!
I mean, for gods sake, am i talking to the wall?
When I say breakfast, I mean food!
I dreamt last night of hips and legs, now I want some eggs
Things I might, relate to (Oo-Oo-Oo)
Im just a sprite!
Marvin underestimates the fear that he'll endow
I'll wait here till you get it right!
I do, I do? I really do? I really have to show you people how?
I need my breakfast, now!