Swerve

[Intro: Spitball & (Simon Says)
Hello?
Hey, put Simon on the phone
Hello, who's this?
This is Spitball, what's going down tonight?
Same as every other night, we're gonna find some freaks and swerve

I always got ten or twenty beauties within my reach
I'm the chief lifeguard at your local nude beach
Wham bam on the sand, make you scream for more
I pull freaks like riptides, pull bodies from the shore
Close the door, I'm here to up the ante
My mouth starts to water when edible panties
Get pushed in my face, I gotta take a taste
I do all my thinking below my waist
Chase virgin girls, bad mamma jamma's
I move fast like a Suzuki Katana

Tie you up with your bandana
I like juicy cherries, you like big bananas
We're a match made in heaven, girl
You know I'm bigger than a Boeing triple seven
So let's get naked, leave your high heels on
I get my groove on your futon, then move on
[Chorus: Simon Says & (Spitball)
Let's swerve, swerve
Come on, girl, let's rock it

Swerve, swerve
(You know I'm down, let's rock it)
Let's swerve, swerve
Come on, girl, let's rock it

Swerve, swerve
(You know I'm down, let's rock it)

I'm not Grandmaster, but I'm flashin' hoes
Outta windows, yellin' there's a party over here
Brush my teeth, gargle with beer, wipe the kicks

Press my shirt, then it's time to swerve
Insert words in my nerves, so when I speak
Nerves convert to purrs overnight
Which rapper loves to bite
Soft-skinned women with bigger thighs?
Earl Campbell, don't change the dirty channel
Leavin' bedroom sets in shambles
When I mack, it's a gamble

Put your money on the slut
Hey, strip burns, we can wrestle in the mud
On the first night, do the rough Lambada
My name is Spitball, not Erik Estrada
Can you dig? I live for the gig
Of lickin' Asian chicks in afro wigs
[Chorus: Simon Says & (Spitball)
Let's swerve, swerve
Come on, girl, let's rock it

Swerve, swerve
(You know I'm down, let's rock it)
Let's swerve, swerve
Come on, girl, let's rock it

Swerve, swerve
(You know I'm down, let's rock it)

Here to stay, more thrills than Cirque du Soleil
I watch X-rated Japanese anime
First prize at the Miss Teen USA
A date with Simon Says, dinner and dancin'
Romancin', girl, I'll get you out your baby doll
With loud cat calls and lots of alcohol
I got it all, crawl into my sheets
I'll rock you to sleep with my Latin beat
Keep an extra girl on standby
She keeps her runway wide open, so I can land my

Jumbo jet where it's hot and wet

I have hot sex with girls I barely met

I'm the homie that can swerve smack dab into a wall
Get up, then walk through a barroom brawl
And never fall, so follow my lead
And drink what I drink, I think I got what you need
For the night, we'll swerve left and right
Right into a Motel 6 where my girlfriend's waitin'

With toys for the session
I give her a kiss, then undress
[Chorus: Simon Says & (Spitball)
Let's swerve, swerve
Come on, girl, let's rock it

Swerve, swerve
(You know I'm down, let's rock it)
Let's swerve, swerve
Come on, girl, let's rock it

Swerve, swerve
(You know I'm down, let's rock it)

Swerve
Swerve