Colonoscopy
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You have some lovely children
And a lovely wife
You have a healthy bank account
And had a healthy life
But you knew the day was coming
It was always meant to be
Your doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
As everyone can see
Your number's up
It's time to take one for the team
It's right there on the schedule-
A colonoscopy
There is some preparation
That you should know about
You have to drink this fluid
That will surely clean you out
They'll take a certain instrument
To look around inside
In honesty I'll tell you
It can be a bumpy ride
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
To help prevent disease
Stay close to a bathroom
And careful when you sneeze
You can't get away from
Colonoscopy!
It's not a lot of pleasure
It's not a lot of fun
But now you're turning 40
So you know it must be done
It's not an ordinary, typical exam
You lie down on the table and then-
Thank you ma'am!
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
I'm sure you will agree
Never underestimate
How thorough they will be
It's time to take your medicine
Colonoscopy!
And a lovely wife
You have a healthy bank account
And had a healthy life
But you knew the day was coming
It was always meant to be
Your doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
As everyone can see
Your number's up
It's time to take one for the team
It's right there on the schedule-
A colonoscopy
There is some preparation
That you should know about
You have to drink this fluid
That will surely clean you out
They'll take a certain instrument
To look around inside
In honesty I'll tell you
It can be a bumpy ride
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
To help prevent disease
Stay close to a bathroom
And careful when you sneeze
You can't get away from
Colonoscopy!
It's not a lot of pleasure
It's not a lot of fun
But now you're turning 40
So you know it must be done
It's not an ordinary, typical exam
You lie down on the table and then-
Thank you ma'am!
Oh!
Colon, colon, colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure
I'm sure you will agree
Never underestimate
How thorough they will be
It's time to take your medicine
Colonoscopy!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.04] You have some lovely children
[00:10.91] And a lovely wife
[00:11.83] You have a healthy bank account
[00:13.66] And had a healthy life
[00:15.45] But you knew the day was coming
[00:16.35] It was always meant to be
[00:18.11] Your doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy
[00:21.76] Oh!
[00:22.60] Colon, colon, colonoscopy
[00:24.49] A wonderful procedure
[00:26.36] As everyone can see
[00:28.18] Your number's up
[00:29.07] It's time to take one for the team
[00:30.82] It's right there on the schedule-
[00:32.62] A colonoscopy
[00:39.97] There is some preparation
[00:41.76] That you should know about
[00:43.54] You have to drink this fluid
[00:44.46] That will surely clean you out
[00:46.21] They'll take a certain instrument
[00:48.06] To look around inside
[00:49.88] In honesty I'll tell you
[00:50.76] It can be a bumpy ride
[00:52.55] Oh!
[00:53.43] Colon, colon, colonoscopy
[00:56.24] A wonderful procedure
[00:58.00] To help prevent disease
[00:59.88] Stay close to a bathroom
[01:00.74] And careful when you sneeze
[01:02.59] You can't get away from
[01:04.33] Colonoscopy!
[01:11.68] It's not a lot of pleasure
[01:12.51] It's not a lot of fun
[01:14.36] But now you're turning 40
[01:16.15] So you know it must be done
[01:17.96] It's not an ordinary, typical exam
[01:20.62] You lie down on the table and then-
[01:23.45] Thank you ma'am!
[01:24.33] Oh!
[01:25.22] Colon, colon, colonoscopy
[01:27.04] A wonderful procedure
[01:28.80] I'm sure you will agree
[01:30.60] Never underestimate
[01:32.41] How thorough they will be
[01:35.12] It's time to take your medicine
[01:36.93] Colonoscopy!
[01:39.79]
[00:10.91] And a lovely wife
[00:11.83] You have a healthy bank account
[00:13.66] And had a healthy life
[00:15.45] But you knew the day was coming
[00:16.35] It was always meant to be
[00:18.11] Your doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy
[00:21.76] Oh!
[00:22.60] Colon, colon, colonoscopy
[00:24.49] A wonderful procedure
[00:26.36] As everyone can see
[00:28.18] Your number's up
[00:29.07] It's time to take one for the team
[00:30.82] It's right there on the schedule-
[00:32.62] A colonoscopy
[00:39.97] There is some preparation
[00:41.76] That you should know about
[00:43.54] You have to drink this fluid
[00:44.46] That will surely clean you out
[00:46.21] They'll take a certain instrument
[00:48.06] To look around inside
[00:49.88] In honesty I'll tell you
[00:50.76] It can be a bumpy ride
[00:52.55] Oh!
[00:53.43] Colon, colon, colonoscopy
[00:56.24] A wonderful procedure
[00:58.00] To help prevent disease
[00:59.88] Stay close to a bathroom
[01:00.74] And careful when you sneeze
[01:02.59] You can't get away from
[01:04.33] Colonoscopy!
[01:11.68] It's not a lot of pleasure
[01:12.51] It's not a lot of fun
[01:14.36] But now you're turning 40
[01:16.15] So you know it must be done
[01:17.96] It's not an ordinary, typical exam
[01:20.62] You lie down on the table and then-
[01:23.45] Thank you ma'am!
[01:24.33] Oh!
[01:25.22] Colon, colon, colonoscopy
[01:27.04] A wonderful procedure
[01:28.80] I'm sure you will agree
[01:30.60] Never underestimate
[01:32.41] How thorough they will be
[01:35.12] It's time to take your medicine
[01:36.93] Colonoscopy!
[01:39.79]