Saturday Night

What am I gonna do? It's a Saturday night
Go out to the movies? Yeah, that'll be alright
Maybe ten pin bowling with Rita, Bob and Sue
Later, get a curry, a spicy vindaloo
I'll look up in the paper
To see what band's playing
There's a guy who plays like Charlie Parker
Somebody was saying

I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I had another I'd end up on the floor

I don't have to go out drinking
I could stay in of course
Feet up on the sofa
Watching "Spectacles"

I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I had another I'd end up on the floor

I'll get an early night tonight
Steer clear of the liquor
I've got to go to work tomorrow
Because I'm the local vicar

I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I had another I'd end up on the floor

I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I had another I'd end up on the floor