The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane

The naughty lady of Shady Lane has hit the town like a bomb
The back fence gossips ain't been this
Good since Mabel ran off with Tom
Our town was peaceful and quiet before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot disturbing the suburban routine

Oh, the naughty lady of Shady Lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane, me-oh-my-oh-what-a-girl

You should see how she carries on with her admirers galore
She must be giving them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door
She throws those come-hither glances at every Tom, Dick, and Joe
When offered some liquid refreshment the lady never never says no

Oh, the naughty lady of Shady Lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane, me-oh-my-oh-what-a-girl

The things they're trying to pin on her won't hold much water I'm sure
Beneath the powder and fancy lace there beats a heart sweet and pure
She just needs someone to change her then she'll be nice as can be
If you're in the neighborhood stranger
You're welcome to drop in and see

The naughty lady of Shady Lane, so delightful to hold
The naughty lady of Shady Lane, she's delectable, quite respectable
And she's only nine days old