Everything I Do Is Wrong

[00:03.67] I see a great big sign saying, "one-way streets"
[00:07.91] I'm going up the wrong way, and who do I meet?
[00:11.80] A big policeman walking his beat
[00:15.83] Everything I do is wrong
[00:22.12] Everything I do is wrong for me
[00:25.87] Everything I do is wrong
[00:29.32] I just don't see how I'm going to get along
[00:33.23] If everything I do is wrong
[00:42.74] Well, I'm busy getting ready for a special date
[00:47.03] I'm rushing like mad just to keep from being late
[00:50.99] I take a wrong turn, end up in another state
[00:55.09] Everything I do is wrong
[01:00.29] Well, everything I do is wrong for me
[01:04.97] Everything I do is wrong
[01:08.56] I just don't see how I'm going to get along
[01:12.73] Everything I do is wrong
[01:16.44]
[01:39.84] I hate to be the kind of guy to complain
[01:43.54] But every time I wash my car, it starts to rain
[01:47.42] I take a trip north, catch a southbound train
[01:51.77] Everything I do is wrong
[01:56.88] Well, everything I do goes wrong for me
[02:01.40] Everything I do is wrong
[02:05.04] I just don't know how I'm going to carry on
[02:09.11] Everything I do is wrong
[02:14.97] Everything I do is wrong for me
[02:19.06] Everything I do is wrong
[02:22.77] I just don't see how I'm going to carry on
[02:26.87] Everything I do is wrong
[02:32.64] Everything I do goes wrong for me
[02:36.40] Everything I do goes wrong
[02:40.33] I just don't see how I'm going to carry on
[02:44.30] Everything I do is wrong
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