Miss Frizzy (Outtake - 1970)

Tell your city-slickin' cousin
Lay that peppermint twister down
Tell your city-slickin' cousin
Lay that peppermint twister down
She's been shakin' up my biscuits
Draggin' my feet all over town

There's some bacon in the kitchen
And a clean towel behind the door
There's some bacon in the kitchen
Got a clean towel behind the door
Yes, I'll meet you at the warehouse
Then I won't see you no more

And it's too much for me
All that lovin' for one man
Yeah, she's too much for me
But I'll do the best I can
Well, she used to call me "Rascal"
But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"

Tell your city-slickin' cousin
Lay that peppermint twister down
Tell your city-slickin' cousin
Lay that peppermint twister down
Well, she's been shakin' up my biscuits
Draggin' my feet all over town

And it's too much for me
All that lovin' for one man
Yeah, she's too much for me
But I'll do the best I can (I'll try)
Well, she used to call me "Rascal"
But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"

Something else equally complementary to my personage
You know what I'm talkin' about?
She's got a ruby on her tummy
She gon' knuckle my forehead if I keep slippin' out late at night

I'm gonna polish all the bells on her toes
She got a diamond ring from my uncle in Texas
He's an oil man down there, potentate, know what I'm talkin' about?
Chick's been messin' with my head
She's been scramblin' my mind

She's got me hangin' upside down
It's just unnatural for my well-being
I'm just in town for the convention for a couple more days
I'm gonna get it on with that chick, you know what I'm talkin' about
Bad chick