Intro
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Ladies and gentlemen, the long wait is finally over. Hours and
Hours of waiting in the crappiest neighborhood in New York City
Are finally materializing into a night of pure entertainment
It's time for the one and only, veteran of Westminster, veteran
Of MTV Music Awards, veteran of Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The one, the only, the filthy triumph, the insult comic, Ed Doggy!
How are you? Oh yes! Bowery Ballroom! Oh, what a night! What a crowd!
What a shithole! Very nice, very nice. Seriously, I kid the Bowery
Ballroom. It's very nice here. I've got a very nice dressing room
I'd like to thank the management, actually, for taking the trouble
To clean the vomit off the piss. The Bowery Ballroom, what a dream
Think about it. So many shitty acts have played here. Every great
Act that Roseland and Irving Plaza reject plays here. Right here!
I kid, I kid. We've got a lot of hot young bands that come in here
You know? Cool bands, right? Really cool. Rock it to me, sock it to
Me, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Bands that have, you know, they
Have those deals on independent labels, right? Big fucking deal
I've got worms in my stool that have deals with independent labels
It's nice, Roseland. It's a good, it's a good opportunity that
Roseland... Roseland, what the fuck? Bowery Ballroom, second show
I'm a fucking dog, what do you want? Yes. Bowery Ballroom. No, no
Truly, it's a great forum. It's a great place for up-and-coming young
Bands to hone their skills before making the transition into the food
Service industry. It's a shithole! Alright. You guys ready to rock it
To me, sock it to me, yes? Hey, rock it to me, sock it to me!
Alright. We've got a lot of music and surprises for you
We're making an album tonight. That's right. So we
Can't fuck it up. We can't fuck it up. Oh, I haven't
Felt this much pressure since Marmaduke sat on my face
Hours of waiting in the crappiest neighborhood in New York City
Are finally materializing into a night of pure entertainment
It's time for the one and only, veteran of Westminster, veteran
Of MTV Music Awards, veteran of Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The one, the only, the filthy triumph, the insult comic, Ed Doggy!
How are you? Oh yes! Bowery Ballroom! Oh, what a night! What a crowd!
What a shithole! Very nice, very nice. Seriously, I kid the Bowery
Ballroom. It's very nice here. I've got a very nice dressing room
I'd like to thank the management, actually, for taking the trouble
To clean the vomit off the piss. The Bowery Ballroom, what a dream
Think about it. So many shitty acts have played here. Every great
Act that Roseland and Irving Plaza reject plays here. Right here!
I kid, I kid. We've got a lot of hot young bands that come in here
You know? Cool bands, right? Really cool. Rock it to me, sock it to
Me, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Bands that have, you know, they
Have those deals on independent labels, right? Big fucking deal
I've got worms in my stool that have deals with independent labels
It's nice, Roseland. It's a good, it's a good opportunity that
Roseland... Roseland, what the fuck? Bowery Ballroom, second show
I'm a fucking dog, what do you want? Yes. Bowery Ballroom. No, no
Truly, it's a great forum. It's a great place for up-and-coming young
Bands to hone their skills before making the transition into the food
Service industry. It's a shithole! Alright. You guys ready to rock it
To me, sock it to me, yes? Hey, rock it to me, sock it to me!
Alright. We've got a lot of music and surprises for you
We're making an album tonight. That's right. So we
Can't fuck it up. We can't fuck it up. Oh, I haven't
Felt this much pressure since Marmaduke sat on my face
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.72] Ladies and gentlemen, the long wait is finally over. Hours and
[00:08.50] Hours of waiting in the crappiest neighborhood in New York City
[00:12.23] Are finally materializing into a night of pure entertainment
[00:17.06] It's time for the one and only, veteran of Westminster, veteran
[00:21.60] Of MTV Music Awards, veteran of Late Night with Conan O'Brien
[00:28.62] The one, the only, the filthy triumph, the insult comic, Ed Doggy!
[00:47.72] How are you? Oh yes! Bowery Ballroom! Oh, what a night! What a crowd!
[00:58.45] What a shithole! Very nice, very nice. Seriously, I kid the Bowery
[01:04.43] Ballroom. It's very nice here. I've got a very nice dressing room
[01:08.06] I'd like to thank the management, actually, for taking the trouble
[01:11.10] To clean the vomit off the piss. The Bowery Ballroom, what a dream
[01:20.59] Think about it. So many shitty acts have played here. Every great
[01:26.85] Act that Roseland and Irving Plaza reject plays here. Right here!
[01:35.78] I kid, I kid. We've got a lot of hot young bands that come in here
[01:39.79] You know? Cool bands, right? Really cool. Rock it to me, sock it to
[01:44.05] Me, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Bands that have, you know, they
[01:49.24] Have those deals on independent labels, right? Big fucking deal
[01:55.04] I've got worms in my stool that have deals with independent labels
[02:00.54] It's nice, Roseland. It's a good, it's a good opportunity that
[02:05.04] Roseland... Roseland, what the fuck? Bowery Ballroom, second show
[02:09.98] I'm a fucking dog, what do you want? Yes. Bowery Ballroom. No, no
[02:19.34] Truly, it's a great forum. It's a great place for up-and-coming young
[02:22.91] Bands to hone their skills before making the transition into the food
[02:27.17] Service industry. It's a shithole! Alright. You guys ready to rock it
[02:36.12] To me, sock it to me, yes? Hey, rock it to me, sock it to me!
[02:41.32] Alright. We've got a lot of music and surprises for you
[02:44.24] We're making an album tonight. That's right. So we
[02:50.36] Can't fuck it up. We can't fuck it up. Oh, I haven't
[02:54.17] Felt this much pressure since Marmaduke sat on my face
[02:59.29]
[00:08.50] Hours of waiting in the crappiest neighborhood in New York City
[00:12.23] Are finally materializing into a night of pure entertainment
[00:17.06] It's time for the one and only, veteran of Westminster, veteran
[00:21.60] Of MTV Music Awards, veteran of Late Night with Conan O'Brien
[00:28.62] The one, the only, the filthy triumph, the insult comic, Ed Doggy!
[00:47.72] How are you? Oh yes! Bowery Ballroom! Oh, what a night! What a crowd!
[00:58.45] What a shithole! Very nice, very nice. Seriously, I kid the Bowery
[01:04.43] Ballroom. It's very nice here. I've got a very nice dressing room
[01:08.06] I'd like to thank the management, actually, for taking the trouble
[01:11.10] To clean the vomit off the piss. The Bowery Ballroom, what a dream
[01:20.59] Think about it. So many shitty acts have played here. Every great
[01:26.85] Act that Roseland and Irving Plaza reject plays here. Right here!
[01:35.78] I kid, I kid. We've got a lot of hot young bands that come in here
[01:39.79] You know? Cool bands, right? Really cool. Rock it to me, sock it to
[01:44.05] Me, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Bands that have, you know, they
[01:49.24] Have those deals on independent labels, right? Big fucking deal
[01:55.04] I've got worms in my stool that have deals with independent labels
[02:00.54] It's nice, Roseland. It's a good, it's a good opportunity that
[02:05.04] Roseland... Roseland, what the fuck? Bowery Ballroom, second show
[02:09.98] I'm a fucking dog, what do you want? Yes. Bowery Ballroom. No, no
[02:19.34] Truly, it's a great forum. It's a great place for up-and-coming young
[02:22.91] Bands to hone their skills before making the transition into the food
[02:27.17] Service industry. It's a shithole! Alright. You guys ready to rock it
[02:36.12] To me, sock it to me, yes? Hey, rock it to me, sock it to me!
[02:41.32] Alright. We've got a lot of music and surprises for you
[02:44.24] We're making an album tonight. That's right. So we
[02:50.36] Can't fuck it up. We can't fuck it up. Oh, I haven't
[02:54.17] Felt this much pressure since Marmaduke sat on my face
[02:59.29]