Judge Wapner

I want to marry Judge Wapner
Judge Wapner will be my wife
So we can be together
For the rest of my life

Wapner hallelujah
Wapner hallelujah
Wapner hallelujah
Wapner hallelujah

Judge Wapner is the greatest man to ever rule a court
He's the master of the law, from petty theft to tort
With wooden eye and thunderous voice, he lets the people know
The guilty party must pay fifteen dollars, he doth owe

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