I'd Be Delighted

What will I do when someone
asks me to dance?
Just smile and say--
I'd be delighted
Delighted?
Then offer him your hand.
Delighted?
Delighted.
Now let him take command.
I'm hardly delighted.
You're dancing like a candle!
No I cannot dance tonight!
I'd be delighted!
Then you go.
The music is entrancing.
Exotic.
Hipnotic.
The sound of men romancing.
Delighted?
Delighted!
And some of them are glancing!
People everywhere.
Elegance to spare.
How can I be sure they'll like me
When I'm there?
I can see you dancing all night!
I'd be delighted.
Delighted!
So glad we were invited!
Completely Delighted!
Who paid the coachman?
I did!
Delighted, provided
success has been decided!
The gloves
Delighted!
The shoes.
Which ones?
Delighted!
You choose!
No hat.
Delighted!
No time.
Delighted!
You look sublime!
Delighted!