Status Report

[00:07.78] The Intermix Chamber and Containment Field are stable
[00:15.46] I'll get to the Warp Core and assess its state when I'm able
[00:21.22] why?
[00:22.20] Where is that music coming from?
[00:23.52] Not from anywhere on the ship
[00:25.52] Apologies the most confounding thing
[00:30.56] I appear to be singing
[00:33.55] I have sick bay for you sir
[00:34.02] Most unusual so peculiar
[00:36.75] We can confirm there're no injuries
[00:39.78] Just the daily mundane
[00:44.04] A headache a splinter
[00:45.66] A left ankle sprain
[00:47.84] It's happening again
[00:49.93] Why are we singing?
[00:52.32] Apologies, the most confounding thing
[00:57.27] We appear to be singing
[01:00.13] Most unusual so peculiar
[01:07.89] Lieutenant Ortegas, Status Report
[01:10.67] Ortegas is at the helm
[01:14.25] The pilot seat is my realm
[01:18.05] We're in a field, surrounded
[01:21.59] Still, flight systems steady
[01:23.42] Impulse engines ready
[01:25.60] At the console
[01:27.39] Systems initializing
[01:29.70] Life support robust, now finalizing
[01:33.49] We'll check inertial dampers
[01:35.54] And see if they're hampered
[01:40.06] All is ok
[01:44.37] It appears that all is ok
[02:05.19] Security detects no threats
[02:08.48] We'll do a personnel overhaul
[02:10.70] No decks unchecked
[02:12.58] All tactical functions are steady
[02:16.33] Phaser banks, deflector shields
[02:17.99] All at the ready
[02:20.34] Apologies, the most confounding thing
[02:25.16] We appear to be singing
[02:27.94] Most unusual so peculiar
[02:38.90] All systems Stable
[02:39.97] All systems Stable
[02:41.59] All systems Stable
[02:43.47] All systems Stable
[02:45.30] All systems Stable
[02:47.18] All systems Stable
[02:49.10] All systems Stable
[02:50.16] All systems Stable
[02:50.76] But why are we singing?
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