Ralph and Herbie

Ralph Ralph
Hey Ralph
Hey I'm under here Herbie
Hey whatcha doing under there
I'm hiding from my dumb human
Whatcha do crap on the rug again
No he wants to give me another flea bath
A flea bath
Yeah what a drag
Every time he picks up something
I gotta get the flea bath
Come on let's get out of here
Come on let's make a brake for it
Hey hold on
Hey will you wait up
Come on hurry up
Hey what you been doing Ralph
Oh nothing much
How you been Herb
Oh not too bad
Why I haven't seen you in a long time
Come over here
Hey you're looking pretty good Herb
Hey you're not looking too bad yourself
Hey is this a new hairdo you got
No no I sat on something over at the store
Hey do you want to get it off me man
Okay here turn around
Yeah okay
God what was that man
I think it was a payday
Wow
Hey Joey's been here
Yeah he's been over here too
Hey he's been here too
Yeah oh wow he's been here too
Hey you think he's trying to tell us something
Yeah he's trying to tell us that he's got bad kidneys
Hey Ralph wanna go get stoned
Nah I get enough of that from
The little kid next door
No not that way I mean
Let's chase cars and get off on the exhaust
Oh no sir boy that stuff can give you brain damage
Brain damage from car exhaust
No brain damage from getting
Your head run over by the rear wheels
Hey well come on let's do something
I'm dying for some action
Hey Ralph hey you smell what I smell
I sure do isn't that Fifi
Yeah she's in heat again
Wow that poodle's always in heat
Yeah you know those Frenchies
Hey let's call her over okay
Hey let me do the talking
I speak their lingo
Madame lzel hey bonjour
Ah pali vu ah humma humma
Hey she's getting away
Let's go get her
Okay let's go
I got her
Hey
Hey Herbie
Hey Herbie it's me
Hey Herbie get off
Hey Herbie watch out for my eye ow
Herbie hey knock it off
What's wrong with you
Hey what are you doing
Are you crazy or something
Hey where's Fifi
She left a half hour ago
Yeah I thought something felt funny
Hey well let's go get her
No just a minute
I gotta drop a stool
Drop a what
I gotta go pinch a loaf
Pinch a loaf
I gotta make a doo doo alright
Oh well hurry up come on
Hey Ralph here it comes
Oh wow it's gonna be a big one too
Get a load of that
Come here Ralph take a look at this
Boy lay on it's side it kinda looks like a sculpture
Wow did I do that
Boy Ralph that's beautiful!
It's really neat eh
Boy you're a regular Rembrandt you know
Oh I love the way you used the card
In there for texture Ralph
Boy that's great