Medical Love Song
๐ต 1469 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:30 duration
๐ ID: 26722715
๐ Lyrics
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis)
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis)
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down
Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.13] Inflammation of the foreskin
[00:06.30] Reminds me of your smile
[00:09.71] I've had balanital chancroids
[00:13.65] For quite a little while
[00:17.35] I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis)
[00:21.18] That lovely night in June
[00:25.25] I ache for you, my darling,
[00:29.36] And I hope you'll get well soon
[00:34.36] My penile warts, your herpes,
[00:39.31] My syphilitic sore,
[00:42.81] Your monilial infection
[00:46.38] How I miss you more and more
[00:50.00] Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
[00:53.55] Ah, lovely gonorrhea
[00:57.06] At least we both were lying
[01:00.36] When we said that we were clear
[01:04.38] Our syphilitic kisses,
[01:07.70] Sealed the secret of our tryst
[01:11.06] You gave me scrotal pustules
[01:14.53] With a quick flick of your wrist
[01:17.93] Your trichovaginitis
[01:21.38] Sent shivers down my spine
[01:24.70] I got snail tracks in my anus
[01:28.26] When your spirochetes met mine
[01:32.23] Gonococcal urethritis
[01:35.83] Streptococcal balanitis
[01:38.98] Meningomyelitis
[01:42.76] Diplococcal catholitis
[01:46.13] Epidydimitis
[01:49.61] Interstitial keratitis
[01:53.31] Syphilitic coronitis
[01:56.50] And anterior ureitis.
[02:01.88] My clapped-out genitalia
[02:05.28] Is not so bad for me
[02:08.71] As the complete and utter failure
[02:12.13] Every time I try to pee
[02:15.86] My doctor says my buboes
[02:19.43] Are the worst he's ever seen
[02:23.11] My scrotum's painted orange
[02:26.48] And my balls are turning green
[02:30.18] My heart is very tender
[02:33.45] Though my parts are awful raw
[02:36.94] You might have been infected
[02:40.13] But you never were a bore
[02:43.88] I'm dying of your love, my love
[02:47.48] I'm your spirochaetal clown
[02:50.83] I've left my body to science
[02:54.28] But I'm afraid they've turned it down
[02:58.45] Gonococcal urethritis
[03:01.90] Streptococcal balanitis
[03:05.36] Meningomyelitis
[03:08.93] Diplococcal catholitis
[03:12.41] Epidydimitis
[03:15.83] Interstitial keratitis
[03:19.30] Syphilitic coronitis
[03:22.48] And anterior ureitis.
[03:29.28]
[00:06.30] Reminds me of your smile
[00:09.71] I've had balanital chancroids
[00:13.65] For quite a little while
[00:17.35] I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis)
[00:21.18] That lovely night in June
[00:25.25] I ache for you, my darling,
[00:29.36] And I hope you'll get well soon
[00:34.36] My penile warts, your herpes,
[00:39.31] My syphilitic sore,
[00:42.81] Your monilial infection
[00:46.38] How I miss you more and more
[00:50.00] Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
[00:53.55] Ah, lovely gonorrhea
[00:57.06] At least we both were lying
[01:00.36] When we said that we were clear
[01:04.38] Our syphilitic kisses,
[01:07.70] Sealed the secret of our tryst
[01:11.06] You gave me scrotal pustules
[01:14.53] With a quick flick of your wrist
[01:17.93] Your trichovaginitis
[01:21.38] Sent shivers down my spine
[01:24.70] I got snail tracks in my anus
[01:28.26] When your spirochetes met mine
[01:32.23] Gonococcal urethritis
[01:35.83] Streptococcal balanitis
[01:38.98] Meningomyelitis
[01:42.76] Diplococcal catholitis
[01:46.13] Epidydimitis
[01:49.61] Interstitial keratitis
[01:53.31] Syphilitic coronitis
[01:56.50] And anterior ureitis.
[02:01.88] My clapped-out genitalia
[02:05.28] Is not so bad for me
[02:08.71] As the complete and utter failure
[02:12.13] Every time I try to pee
[02:15.86] My doctor says my buboes
[02:19.43] Are the worst he's ever seen
[02:23.11] My scrotum's painted orange
[02:26.48] And my balls are turning green
[02:30.18] My heart is very tender
[02:33.45] Though my parts are awful raw
[02:36.94] You might have been infected
[02:40.13] But you never were a bore
[02:43.88] I'm dying of your love, my love
[02:47.48] I'm your spirochaetal clown
[02:50.83] I've left my body to science
[02:54.28] But I'm afraid they've turned it down
[02:58.45] Gonococcal urethritis
[03:01.90] Streptococcal balanitis
[03:05.36] Meningomyelitis
[03:08.93] Diplococcal catholitis
[03:12.41] Epidydimitis
[03:15.83] Interstitial keratitis
[03:19.30] Syphilitic coronitis
[03:22.48] And anterior ureitis.
[03:29.28]