It's A Quiet Town

I wouldn't play that loud if I was you, boys
That's more like it
Now, as sheriff of this here county, I'm gonna have
To insist on a little peace and quiet around here
Do you understand?
Quiet!

It's a quiet town here in Crossbone County
It's as quiet here as a burying ground
You can settle down here in Crossbone County
Anyone will build you a permanent mound

They measure you for size here (Coffin)
Everybody dies here (Often)
If you plan to get much older
Keep one eye behind your shoulder
Quiet!
This is a quiet town

Now boys, I don't mind your cattle rustlin'
I don't mind your stealin' chickens
But we gotta have a little peace and quiet around here

It's a quiet town here in Crossbone County
Pardon me, I lost my head

It's a quiet town here in Crossbone County
Where you only hear an occasional noise
Everyone is friends, so expect some horseplay
They may shoot you dead, but they're wonderful boys

Saloon is where they linger (Steady)
With a trigger finger (Ready)
Firewater very risky
Rattlesnake with every whiskey
Quiet!
This is a quiet town

Hand me my instrument, will you boy?
Ready, here we go, a-one and two and

It's a quiet town nestled in the canyon
Everybody here is at peace with the world
And the few who ain't, rest assured they'll soon be
Just a careless move gets your cranium curled

He's headed for the border (Yodeling)
We'll keep law and order (Yodeling)
Once, we had some vigilantes
They got too big for their panties
Quiet!
This is a quiet town

This is a quiet town
This is a quiet town
This is a quiet town
This is a quiet town
Ha-ha, you missed me
Got me