Jean Stapleton, Kay Medford, Danny Meehan, Chorus / If A Girl Isn't Pretty
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โฑ๏ธ 2:16 duration
๐ ID: 26735580
๐ Lyrics
Fanny, when people pay good money in the theater
Especially the male element
They want something to look at
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets in life is pity and a pat
Is a nose with deviation
Such a crime against the nation?
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
She must shine in every detail
Like a ring you're buying retail
Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Then to me that doesn't spell success
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
She should dump the stage and try another route
Any guy who pays a quarter
For a seat just feels he oughta
See a figure that his wife can't substitute
Kid, my heart ain't made of marble
But your rhythm's really horrible
And that map of yours just ain't no valentine
Everything you got's about right
But the damn thing don't come out right
So forget it, kid, and just resign
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
She should get a job
Go get a job
Get any job
Get a weekly pay
'Cause if a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
She's a real Miss Nobody
U.S.A
Especially the male element
They want something to look at
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets in life is pity and a pat
Is a nose with deviation
Such a crime against the nation?
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
She must shine in every detail
Like a ring you're buying retail
Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Then to me that doesn't spell success
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
She should dump the stage and try another route
Any guy who pays a quarter
For a seat just feels he oughta
See a figure that his wife can't substitute
Kid, my heart ain't made of marble
But your rhythm's really horrible
And that map of yours just ain't no valentine
Everything you got's about right
But the damn thing don't come out right
So forget it, kid, and just resign
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
If a girl isn't pretty
She should get a job
Go get a job
Get any job
Get a weekly pay
'Cause if a girl isn't pretty
Like a Miss Atlantic City
She's a real Miss Nobody
U.S.A
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.75] Fanny, when people pay good money in the theater
[00:05.74] Especially the male element
[00:08.00] They want something to look at
[00:10.56] If a girl isn't pretty
[00:13.27] Like a Miss Atlantic City
[00:15.91] All she gets in life is pity and a pat
[00:21.38] Is a nose with deviation
[00:24.05] Such a crime against the nation?
[00:26.91] Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
[00:31.93] She must shine in every detail
[00:34.41] Like a ring you're buying retail
[00:37.27] Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
[00:42.59] When a girl's incidentals
[00:46.09] Are no bigger than two lentils
[00:50.39] Then to me that doesn't spell success
[00:55.72] If a girl isn't pretty
[00:59.83] Like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:02.48] She should dump the stage and try another route
[01:07.46] Any guy who pays a quarter
[01:10.04] For a seat just feels he oughta
[01:12.50] See a figure that his wife can't substitute
[01:17.59] Kid, my heart ain't made of marble
[01:20.22] But your rhythm's really horrible
[01:22.88] And that map of yours just ain't no valentine
[01:28.05] Everything you got's about right
[01:31.32] But the damn thing don't come out right
[01:34.51] So forget it, kid, and just resign
[01:39.32] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:42.79] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:44.57] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:45.85] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:48.04] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:52.41] She should get a job
[01:53.85] Go get a job
[01:55.00] Get any job
[01:56.78] Get a weekly pay
[01:58.96] 'Cause if a girl isn't pretty
[02:01.48] Like a Miss Atlantic City
[02:03.64] She's a real Miss Nobody
[02:07.08] U.S.A
[02:16.52]
[00:05.74] Especially the male element
[00:08.00] They want something to look at
[00:10.56] If a girl isn't pretty
[00:13.27] Like a Miss Atlantic City
[00:15.91] All she gets in life is pity and a pat
[00:21.38] Is a nose with deviation
[00:24.05] Such a crime against the nation?
[00:26.91] Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat?
[00:31.93] She must shine in every detail
[00:34.41] Like a ring you're buying retail
[00:37.27] Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
[00:42.59] When a girl's incidentals
[00:46.09] Are no bigger than two lentils
[00:50.39] Then to me that doesn't spell success
[00:55.72] If a girl isn't pretty
[00:59.83] Like a Miss Atlantic City
[01:02.48] She should dump the stage and try another route
[01:07.46] Any guy who pays a quarter
[01:10.04] For a seat just feels he oughta
[01:12.50] See a figure that his wife can't substitute
[01:17.59] Kid, my heart ain't made of marble
[01:20.22] But your rhythm's really horrible
[01:22.88] And that map of yours just ain't no valentine
[01:28.05] Everything you got's about right
[01:31.32] But the damn thing don't come out right
[01:34.51] So forget it, kid, and just resign
[01:39.32] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:42.79] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:44.57] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:45.85] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:48.04] If a girl isn't pretty
[01:52.41] She should get a job
[01:53.85] Go get a job
[01:55.00] Get any job
[01:56.78] Get a weekly pay
[01:58.96] 'Cause if a girl isn't pretty
[02:01.48] Like a Miss Atlantic City
[02:03.64] She's a real Miss Nobody
[02:07.08] U.S.A
[02:16.52]