Oh The Things Men Do
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โฑ๏ธ 3:23 duration
๐ ID: 26745886
๐ Lyrics
He'll shave his face, he'll take a shower
He'll wear a nice shirt and buy some flowers
He'll make a bed he never makes
He'll spray cologne he never sprays
I talk, talk, talk, he pretends to listen
Say my dad's a pastor, suddenly he's Christian
He swears up and down he's a feminist
And that's just my top ten list
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
Oh, the things men do to get laid
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-da-da
It used to be a thing then started war's over
Am I making things up or did the bar get lower?
Now all we get is a "What you doin'?" text
WYD means S-E-X
They'll marry real quick, break up about even quicker
Ain't that smooth, but there ain't nothing slicker
Than a man with a plan looking pretty top bay
If the plan is to land this plane
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
Oh, the things men do
Stretch the truth (To get laid)
Say that he's 6'2" (To get laid)
Does he realize he has to take off the boots? (To get laid)
La-da-di-da-da-di-da
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
Oh, the things men do to get laid
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-da-da
He'll wear a nice shirt and buy some flowers
He'll make a bed he never makes
He'll spray cologne he never sprays
I talk, talk, talk, he pretends to listen
Say my dad's a pastor, suddenly he's Christian
He swears up and down he's a feminist
And that's just my top ten list
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
Oh, the things men do to get laid
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-da-da
It used to be a thing then started war's over
Am I making things up or did the bar get lower?
Now all we get is a "What you doin'?" text
WYD means S-E-X
They'll marry real quick, break up about even quicker
Ain't that smooth, but there ain't nothing slicker
Than a man with a plan looking pretty top bay
If the plan is to land this plane
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
Oh, the things men do
Stretch the truth (To get laid)
Say that he's 6'2" (To get laid)
Does he realize he has to take off the boots? (To get laid)
La-da-di-da-da-di-da
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
Oh, the things men do to get laid
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
La, la, la, la, la-da-da
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.67] He'll shave his face, he'll take a shower
[00:05.49] He'll wear a nice shirt and buy some flowers
[00:09.34] He'll make a bed he never makes
[00:13.30] He'll spray cologne he never sprays
[00:17.11] I talk, talk, talk, he pretends to listen
[00:20.99] Say my dad's a pastor, suddenly he's Christian
[00:24.41] He swears up and down he's a feminist
[00:28.62] And that's just my top ten list
[00:31.10] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[00:35.03] All the money they'll lose to get laid
[00:38.76] Nothing they won't do or say
[00:43.30] To get to first, second, third, fourth base
[00:46.42] Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
[00:50.12] Just to get a girl horizontal?
[00:55.05] Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
[00:59.32] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[01:04.46] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[01:06.80] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[01:06.99] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[01:06.99] La, la, la, la, la-da-da
[01:17.88] It used to be a thing then started war's over
[01:21.69] Am I making things up or did the bar get lower?
[01:25.45] Now all we get is a "What you doin'?" text
[01:30.04] WYD means S-E-X
[01:33.04] They'll marry real quick, break up about even quicker
[01:37.44] Ain't that smooth, but there ain't nothing slicker
[01:40.64] Than a man with a plan looking pretty top bay
[01:44.98] If the plan is to land this plane
[01:47.44] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[01:51.21] All the money they'll lose to get laid
[01:54.97] Nothing they won't do or say
[01:59.52] To get to first, second, third, fourth base
[02:02.62] Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
[02:06.44] Just to get a girl horizontal?
[02:11.16] Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
[02:15.57] Oh, the things men do
[02:18.79] Stretch the truth (To get laid)
[02:21.58] Say that he's 6'2" (To get laid)
[02:25.43] Does he realize he has to take off the boots? (To get laid)
[02:30.63] La-da-di-da-da-di-da
[02:33.08] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[02:36.98] All the money they'll lose to get laid
[02:40.61] Nothing they won't do or say
[02:45.20] To get to first, second, third, fourth base
[02:48.36] Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
[02:52.03] Just to get a girl horizontal?
[02:56.96] Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
[03:01.22] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[03:05.95] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[03:08.75] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[03:08.78] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[03:08.78] La, la, la, la, la-da-da
[03:23.03]
[00:05.49] He'll wear a nice shirt and buy some flowers
[00:09.34] He'll make a bed he never makes
[00:13.30] He'll spray cologne he never sprays
[00:17.11] I talk, talk, talk, he pretends to listen
[00:20.99] Say my dad's a pastor, suddenly he's Christian
[00:24.41] He swears up and down he's a feminist
[00:28.62] And that's just my top ten list
[00:31.10] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[00:35.03] All the money they'll lose to get laid
[00:38.76] Nothing they won't do or say
[00:43.30] To get to first, second, third, fourth base
[00:46.42] Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
[00:50.12] Just to get a girl horizontal?
[00:55.05] Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
[00:59.32] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[01:04.46] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[01:06.80] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[01:06.99] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[01:06.99] La, la, la, la, la-da-da
[01:17.88] It used to be a thing then started war's over
[01:21.69] Am I making things up or did the bar get lower?
[01:25.45] Now all we get is a "What you doin'?" text
[01:30.04] WYD means S-E-X
[01:33.04] They'll marry real quick, break up about even quicker
[01:37.44] Ain't that smooth, but there ain't nothing slicker
[01:40.64] Than a man with a plan looking pretty top bay
[01:44.98] If the plan is to land this plane
[01:47.44] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[01:51.21] All the money they'll lose to get laid
[01:54.97] Nothing they won't do or say
[01:59.52] To get to first, second, third, fourth base
[02:02.62] Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
[02:06.44] Just to get a girl horizontal?
[02:11.16] Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
[02:15.57] Oh, the things men do
[02:18.79] Stretch the truth (To get laid)
[02:21.58] Say that he's 6'2" (To get laid)
[02:25.43] Does he realize he has to take off the boots? (To get laid)
[02:30.63] La-da-di-da-da-di-da
[02:33.08] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[02:36.98] All the money they'll lose to get laid
[02:40.61] Nothing they won't do or say
[02:45.20] To get to first, second, third, fourth base
[02:48.36] Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
[02:52.03] Just to get a girl horizontal?
[02:56.96] Anywhere, anyway, anytime, anyplace
[03:01.22] Oh, the things men do to get laid
[03:05.95] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[03:08.75] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[03:08.78] La, la, la, la, la-di-da-da, to get
[03:08.78] La, la, la, la, la-da-da
[03:23.03]