I've Seen Pubic Hair

I was havin' me a burger in a dirty greasy spoon cafe
I was eatin' it with relish when the man beside me turned to say
Whats that pubic hair doin' layin' on your bun?
I said I never saw it sittin' there are you sure it's really one?
He stood up on the counter and he said now look here Blair
I've travelled all over this country and I've seen pubic hair
I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man
I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man
Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair
I've seen great ones, straight ones, always on your plate ones,
Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones
Red ones, dead ones, layin' on your head ones
Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones
Short ones, thick ones, growin' from your dick ones
Grown ones, showin' ones, flowin' ones, blowin' ones
I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man
I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man,
Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair
I've seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your pussy ones,
Saved ones, shaved ones, floatin' on your gravy ones
Dirty ones, flirty ones, fluffin' up your birdy ones,
Neat ones, sweet ones, on the toilet seat ones,
Flipper ones, gripper ones, catch 'em in your zipper ones,
Throw 'em ones, show 'em ones, flowin' ones, glowin' ones
I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man
I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man,
Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair
I've seen bit ones, lit ones,
Around your sphincter lip ones,
Dear ones, queer ones, find 'em in your beer ones,
Proud ones, loud ones, drop 'em in a crowd ones,
Quiet ones, diet ones, burger shake and fry ones
Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin' to the top ones,
Triple ones, frozen ones, find 'em in your hoser ones
I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man
I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man
Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair