Dentist!

[00:03.79] When I was younger, just a bad little kid
[00:07.39] My momma noticed funny things I did
[00:10.83] Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
[00:14.32] I'd poison guppies and when I was done
[00:18.18] I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
[00:21.59] That's when my momma said
[00:24.01] What did she say?
[00:25.81] She said, "My boy, I think someday
[00:29.37] You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
[00:34.23] You'll be a dentist"
[00:36.46] You'll be a dentist
[00:38.02] "You have a talent for causing things pain
[00:41.45] Son, be a dentist"
[00:43.25] Son, be a dentist
[00:44.99] "People will pay you to be inhumane"
[00:48.08] Inhumane
[00:48.97] "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
[00:52.87] And teaching would suit you still less
[00:55.66] Son, be a dentist
[00:58.62] You'll be a success"
[01:00.52] Here he is, girls, the leader of the plaque
[01:03.96] Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
[01:07.45] He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
[01:10.88] Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
[01:13.56] Oh, that hurts, I'm not numb
[01:17.20] Aw, shut up, open wide, here I come
[01:20.42] I am your dentist
[01:22.58] Dentist, goodness gracious
[01:23.53] "And I enjoy the career that I picked"
[01:26.88] You love it
[01:27.36] "I am your dentist"
[01:29.34] Dentist, pretty braces
[01:30.57] "And I get off on the pain I inflict"
[01:33.58] You really love it
[01:34.65] "When I start extracting those molars
[01:38.47] You girls will start screaming like holy rollers"
[01:45.37] And though it may cause my patients distress
[01:47.85] Distress
[01:48.97] "Somewhere in heaven above me
[01:52.52] I know that my momma's proud of me"
[01:57.29] 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
[02:04.64] Say "ahh"
[02:06.86] Ahh
[02:08.25] Say "ahh"
[02:10.39] Ahh
[02:11.83] Say "ahh"
[02:13.93] Ahh
[02:15.94] Now spit
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