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Canned response: thank you [blank] for three hundred "Remarkably Better" cramped desks
Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days
My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30"
After I scarfed down a quarter pounder
That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25
Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here]
Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker (:P)"
Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback
Canned response: kindly get off my back simone
I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough
Sorry there goes my KPI for the day
I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain
Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto
I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day
She probably wouldn't like it
Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better"
The culture is what keeps me here
Oh yeah HQ is great
If you ever get to go
They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa
Click-click pause for notes
Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji]
Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(
Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days
My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30"
After I scarfed down a quarter pounder
That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25
Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here]
Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker (:P)"
Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback
Canned response: kindly get off my back simone
I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough
Sorry there goes my KPI for the day
I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain
Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto
I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day
She probably wouldn't like it
Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better"
The culture is what keeps me here
Oh yeah HQ is great
If you ever get to go
They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa
Click-click pause for notes
Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji]
Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.97] Canned response: thank you [blank] for three hundred "Remarkably Better" cramped desks
[00:07.48] Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days
[00:16.10] My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30"
[00:20.58] After I scarfed down a quarter pounder
[00:22.53] That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25
[00:25.22] Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here]
[00:37.78] Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker (:P)"
[00:47.79] Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback
[00:54.40] Canned response: kindly get off my back simone
[01:18.11] I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough
[01:25.26] Sorry there goes my KPI for the day
[01:27.94] I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain
[01:40.37] Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto
[01:42.52] I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day
[01:46.25] She probably wouldn't like it
[01:48.65] Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better"
[01:54.09] The culture is what keeps me here
[01:55.97] Oh yeah HQ is great
[01:57.67] If you ever get to go
[01:59.68] They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa
[02:03.37] Click-click pause for notes
[02:05.63] Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji]
[02:08.02] Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(
[02:12.05]
[00:07.48] Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days
[00:16.10] My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30"
[00:20.58] After I scarfed down a quarter pounder
[00:22.53] That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25
[00:25.22] Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here]
[00:37.78] Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker (:P)"
[00:47.79] Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback
[00:54.40] Canned response: kindly get off my back simone
[01:18.11] I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough
[01:25.26] Sorry there goes my KPI for the day
[01:27.94] I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain
[01:40.37] Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto
[01:42.52] I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day
[01:46.25] She probably wouldn't like it
[01:48.65] Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better"
[01:54.09] The culture is what keeps me here
[01:55.97] Oh yeah HQ is great
[01:57.67] If you ever get to go
[01:59.68] They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa
[02:03.37] Click-click pause for notes
[02:05.63] Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji]
[02:08.02] Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(
[02:12.05]